OLP: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas
Can you survive a half hour special of nothing but the Ninja Turtles singing?
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OLP: The Hidden 2
It’s got aliens! It’s got a dude from Carnosaur! It’s a terrible sequel!
OLP: Ben & Arthur
It’s the film that dares to tackle the difficult issue of gay marriage, but with all the subtlety of a beehive in the pants. In other words, it’s hilarious!
OLP: Bloody Mary Killer
I take a trip down memory lane and revisit the first movie I reviewed, Undefeatable! That’s right, it has another cut, but can Stingray’s overacting transcend language barriers?
The Sylvester Stallone Chaos Pen: A Dramatic Reading
The actual article for the greatest pen ever conceived.
OLP: Desire
It’s a perfume-based serial killer! What’s creepier, the murders or the love interest?
OLP: The Howling: Reborn
It’s the eighth Howling movie! And it’s Twilightified!
OLP: Howling 7: New Moon Rising
In this hilariously awful seventh installment, we get some singing, dancing, and, of course, there’s dirt in the chili.
Allison’s Halloween Candy Spooktacular
Here I try a handful of novelty Halloween candies. Also Checkers is magically alive!
