Some dude is punching people and running away. Meanwhile, Eddie is high from the dentist.
The best festival in all of Konquest Land shows up but Kung Lao is too busy with his new girl friend to go. Though she might sneak off to go on her own…
Shauni has an abusive boyfriend and Bryan Cranston shows up.
The “Great” Johnny Cage shows up to become instantly in love with Taja while Siro is getting super serious with a woman who hates him. But will Reptile ruin BOTH relationships!?
Steroids, snipers, and Eddie, oh my!
In which leprechauns are insulted and we learn how to send an e-mail.
Jill unwittingly gets tangled up in a murder after seemingly becoming an actual character.
It’s purple power on conquest with Rain sort of being here and Mileena getting a Kitana face transplant via a magic spear.
Captain Thorpe goes through a midlife crisis and starts hitting on Eddie. Meanwhile, Mitch tries to win his wife back.
Hobie and his friends take a joy ride and end up trapped on an island with pirates. Meanwhile, Mitch tries to figure out why his ex-wife might think he’s negligent.