• Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Good thing the criminal happened to be wearing Mitch’s stolen watch.

    • Nobody_700
      I'm THE BEST!
      Comments: 106

      Sorry, I tried to reply, but I accident reported your comment! I am so sorry!


      Also, if I stole THE GREATEST LIFEGUARDS WATCH EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I would be wearing his watch. Especially while talking to him.

  • YouAskedForIt
    Comments: 14

    I somewhat frequently wonder when Pam Anderson is going to show up in these episodes of yours, and god dammit if I didn’t this episode.

    • Jon Protagonist
      Jon Protagonist
      Comments: 429

      Haha I know, right.

      Although I find watching these strangely fascinating, it’s the abbreviated, and very funny episode guide to the cheesiest hit show of the 90s.

      I remember Pam Anderson being as much associated with this show as Michael Knight…err…David Hasselhoff, so its fun watching Alison summarize and riff on the early years.

      I guess Donna D’erica was also a popular actress on the show too, known for being a “hot 90’s chick”?

  • WhyNeighborDanWhy
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 28

    When you first started this series I never could’ve guessed how much I’d love it. My first  thought was, “Baywatch? But that’s dated and boring and stale.” Now I think it’s equal parts fun and your commentary on it that makes it so amazing.

    And your impression of MITCH VON MALIBUUU!


    So, thank you for this.

  • Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 106

    This only gets better and better!


    Did Baywatch make a reference to Mitch Von Malibu’s other most famous role? Bad Baywatch!


    Eddie, so pathetic, even saving a man’s daughter will never make him love you.


    Lastly, that golden line… Glorious. Does Baywatch believe Lifeguards are gods? Because only Mitch Von Malibu is a god. THE GOD OF HAMBURGERS!

  • Lermont
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 91

    Huh, I was completely sure that Mitch was running with Hobie as well, I didn’t even notice when you said “Eddie” because I was so sure of it. Only when you showed them up close and started to talk about how you mixed them up as well did I notice. Damn, Eddie is played by one tiny guy.

  • happymel2
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 228

    Yeah. You took the words right out of my mouth. WHERE’S PAMELA!? LOL. I didn’t know that she wasn’t a series regular at first.