I have the scripts for nine episodes of Baywatch Nights, so let’s take a look at them and see if we can figure out just what the hell happened!
Mitch is possessed by the devil! Can Stephanie’s ghost save him??
Our heroes uncover an alien conspiracy to take over the world. Mitch doesn’t care.
A Yugoslavian werewolf hitches a ride on a truck to Santa Monica and it’s gonna take Hasselhoff’s wife, Ryan’s overalls, and a young Ian Bohen to stop it!
This is the worst episode of Baywatch Nights, bar none.
Mitch and Ryan become trapped in an evil virtual reality D&D game. Just like Myst!
Two ancient Vikings are unfrozen and start fighting. Luckily, Mitch Buchannon is suddenly a Viking expert!
Donna is possessed and acting ensues. Mitch continues to try and convince us that lifeguarding is relevant to this situation.
Mitch and Ryan slide into another dimension, fight some mutants, and learn about the horrors of global warming, or something.
