The X-Files begins as Mitch and Griff wander around in a sunken ship looking for a sea monster. Ryan helps via The World Wide Web.
Baywatch Nights decided in season 2 it would just be The X-Files. Why? Well, that’s a good question.
In the season one finale, a thinly-veiled version of the Beach Boys is under attack by explosive instruments. Meanwhile, Donna can’t figure out how to get to shore.
Vance Duke will do anything to merge two clothing companies, even create an imposter. Donna invests in a gym I guess.
It’s the return of Pebbles Runkin! Get ready to listen to intel for a million years. Also, Donna dances very badly.
Carmen Electra stops by for a terrible Griff plot involving a trust fund murder, I guess.
The show remembers Garner exists just as a convict escapes with plans to get vengeance on the people who put him away, which includes Garner, who, as I said, the show just remembered.
Will Mitch finally adopt Hobie 3, who we all forgot about? Meanwhile, a boat race I guess. Ryan stops by.
Mitch fights the yakuza and becomes an honorary samurai. Meanwhile, Donna takes care of jerks at the bar.
Caroline stops by to be kidnapped and added to a crazy person’s human collection. Y’know, the usual.
