The director of A Talking Cat!?! made a Christmas movie with martial artists who don’t do martial arts. Also Cynthia Rothrock is Mrs. Claus!
Who’s more dangerous, Barney or Santa?
Happy Halloween! A jaded child rolls his eyes at werewolves and pumpkin-headed goons chase some kids.
Cynthia Rothrock and Michelle Yeoh team up in the fight against terrible comedy.
Helen Slater makes some sort of point as a good-hearted fugitive with a great soundtrack.
A werewolf is killing people and the world’s worst sheriff is on the case.
He’s got personality!
A sequel that’s not only two decades after the last one, but the worst anthology I’ve ever seen? Oh boy!
Which one is REALLY better?
In which two villains want to make an anti-wrinkle cream using vampire dog DNA and said vampire dog is Norm MacDonald.