• Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Isn’t every episode technically a vacation one if you think about it? Sounds more like a bargain bin Tubular Bells/Exorcist Theme.

  • Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 106

    OH, goodbye… Slade… I’ll… Uhh… Miss you… And stuff… Yeah…

    Worse then Hannibal Lecter. Mitch Kicks his ass. Just… Wow… Mitch is better then Hannibal Lecter confirmed.

    Hobie is a magnet for dead bodies.

    Summer is without a doubt, even more pathetic then Eddie. At least Eddie could have saved Summer. Done it like a weenie, but could have.

    Okay, I hate to say this… But Gweedo should have been in this episode. What would he have done in this episode? I mean, so many opportunities.

  • Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Was Summer just not tall enough to unlock the cuffs? She could have probably found something to stand on, but that’s the only reason I can come up with why she’s so useless.

  • Alex C.
    Alex C.
    Comments: 151

    Before Baywatching, this show was only notable to me for causing strange feelings as a soon-to-be adolescent. It shared that honor with Sailor Moon.

    But as an adult, I have fallen in love with this show. Well, Allison’s version of the show.

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    Comments: 429

    In my new fanfic, Summer and Slade totally hooked up and had kids together. Those children grew up and were beautiful to behold, but frequently drooled and had trouble with complex mechanisms like shoelaces and doorknobs.

  • happymel2
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 228

    LOL. I lost it at “mount and pleasure you”. 😀 Ew, ew, ew.

  • jingleyells
    Comments: 13

    Hahaha too bad surfer guy is gone now, he was hilarious.

  • Lionkingview
    Comments: 6

    Damn …i’m gonna miss slade quite a bit. He had the looks of greg sestero, the facial expressions of kirsten stewart and the acting abilitys of thommy wiseau.

  • TimTE01
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 38

    If you don’t blink, you’ll miss Don Stark (aka Curly-Haired Dad from That ’70s Show) playing a Cop.

    He was also a Cop on ‘CHiPs,’ so I’m just going to assume that this ties ‘Baywatch’ and ‘CHiPs’ together in continuity.  Prove me wrong!