CJ and Stephanie are trapped in an underwater cave. Meanwhile, Mitch has a hot new housekeeper!
BW: Island of Romance
CJ and Stephanie are trapped in an underwater cave. Meanwhile, Mitch has a hot new housekeeper!
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Considering how much the show loves montages, I’m surprised they didn’t do one with other housekeeping stuff instead of just cooking and dishes.
“Has no one on this show ever met someone who’s not white or Gregory Alan Williams?”
I’m looking forward to racist plots involving Traci Bingham and Jose Solano in a few seasons. This is the whitest L.A. beach I’ve ever seen in my life.
Mitch, you uncultured swine! Those people seemed wildly quirky, and would ensue massive hijinks.
Dear God, Stephanie has become a lesbian Charmed One! RETREAT!
Too be fair Allison, whenever Mitch is close to a fireplace, he becomes the sexiest thing ever.
Okay, this is the first episode to piss me off. ‘Don’t judge people on their apperence?’ Didn’t you mention that the female lifeguards… HAD A WEIGHT LIMIT TO BE ON THE SHOW! Show… You damn hypocrites! I’m not saying I want an obese female lifeguard (that would actually be stupid), but when you fire people for weighing past supermodel, SCREW YOU!
If CJ and Stephanie talk about being trapped underwater without mentioning men this episode passes the Bechdel Test.
Dangit, I just HAD to be taking a drink when you uttered the “Mitch covering his boner with a napkin” line 😛
Also that pink-haired punk maid…..just not hot enough for his tastes or was he offended by her putting her feet up on the table?
Probably didn’t her because either A) Vegetarian, B) Lesbian (so he can’t seduce her by a fireplace), C) She liked Hobie 2, or most likely D) She had a pet dog.