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  • Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Considering how much the show loves montages, I’m surprised they didn’t do one with other housekeeping stuff instead of just cooking and dishes.

  • Chris the Geek
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    “Has no one on this show ever met someone who’s not white or Gregory Alan Williams?”

    I’m looking forward to racist plots involvingĀ Traci Bingham and Jose Solano in a few seasons. This is the whitest L.A. beach I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • Nobody_700
    Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 106

    Mitch, you uncultured swine! Those people seemed wildly quirky, and would ensue massive hijinks.

    Dear God, Stephanie has become a lesbian Charmed One! RETREAT!

    Too be fair Allison, whenever Mitch is close to a fireplace, he becomes the sexiest thing ever.

    Okay, this is the first episode to piss me off. ‘Don’t judge people on their apperence?’ Didn’t you mention that the female lifeguards… HAD A WEIGHT LIMIT TO BE ON THE SHOW! Show… You damn hypocrites! I’m not saying I want an obese female lifeguard (that would actually be stupid), but when you fire people for weighing past supermodel, SCREW YOU!

     

  • Steve3
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    If CJ and Stephanie talk about being trapped underwater without mentioning men this episode passes the Bechdel Test.

  • KaijuKid
    KaijuKid
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 35

    Dangit, I just HAD to be taking a drink when you uttered the “Mitch covering his boner with a napkin” line šŸ˜›

    Also that pink-haired punk maid…..just not hot enough for his tastes or was he offended by her putting her feet up on the table?

    • Nobody_700
      Nobody_700
      I'm THE BEST!
      Comments: 106

      Probably didn’t her because either A) Vegetarian, B) Lesbian (so he can’t seduce her by a fireplace), C) She liked Hobie 2, or most likely D) She had a pet dog.