• Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Good old Baywatch attention to detail.

  • obsolete
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 122

    hahaha oh mitch “ITS MY SAVE AND MY FAIRY FLOSS”

    To be fair tho about not having enough fuel after a race. you would fill the tank just enough fuel so you can be as light as possible in the race. But im giving Baywatch way to much credit here.

  • nowhere
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 21

    ” *hot dog eating noises* So, you in love with me yet?” That line would have been worthy of the MST3K crew in their prime!

    Oh, teach me more of this Malibu thing you call kissing, brave sir lifeguard.

  • Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 106

    So, someone tries to murder Pamela Anderson… And he’s a jerk?

    So… Mitch and a princess? Really Baywatch? Not the daughter of a rich girl, or a politician… But straight up royalty? That’s a comedy plot! The worst part, is that instead of mocking the very idea, they play it dead straight!

    I wonder… Does Mitch Von Malibu accidently burn his date alive when they have sex near a fire?

    Mitch with a pool weapon V.S A highly trained hitman with years of expirence and an automatic weapon. Mitch Wins. Well, it’s obvious he won because he drank PEPSI, THE GREATEST SOFT DRINK EVER!

  • Flatland
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Just FYI, Laura Harring doesn’t hold a title of any kind, even though Wikipedia and other “sources” on the internet say so. German nobility with all of its privileges and official titles was abolished after World War I. What SOUNDS like an aristocratic title (“Countess of…”, “Princess of…” etc.) is just part of a fancy surname with no legal bearing or rights whatsoever. You could change your name to “Allison Princess of Preglerland” and it would hold just as much weight.


    Fun fact: Laura Harring’s former “noble” husband is infamous in Germany as “one of the laziest, most useless Members of Parliament” ever…

  • happymel2
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 228

    After seeing how a lot of Baywatch plots are, Baywatch Nights suddenly isn’t as much of a stretch as I thought…