Baywatching: River of No Return Obscurus Lupa | September 29, 2015 Pamela shows up in time to join Mitch as he follows a treasure map to his gold prospector uncle’s gold boot. Baywatch,TV,david hasselhoff,pamela anderson
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Does her saxophone skills ever come up again?
Nope, never mentioned again!
What about the saxophone itself? Does it show up at least as a prop?
Eddie is gone…NOOOOOOOO. He was probably the best part of all these episodes. Although I am sure finding a replacement for Eddie may not be too hard considering the casting, either way though, Eddie will be missed.
Yes, because that is what normal human-type people do…play random noises on an alto sax while standing precariously on a rock.
Wait… You don’t?!
I certainly don’t! I play the double bass when perched precariously on rocks.
The authorities in LA seemed to have dropped their standards when it comes to forensic medicine since the days of Adam-12 and Quincy M.E.. Mitch’s uncle died in a drowning accident on the river? You would think they might have noticed the vicious crossbow bolt wound through his neck…
Doh please, it was obvious what happened. He fell on it. Besides, everyone knows that lifeguards are the real solvers of crime!
I never really got why Allison hates Eddie so much. Because Eddie was always jealous, was small of stature, and played the sympathy card b/c he was adopted?
Do Eddie and/or Shawnee ever make a guest star appearance? And why Australia? Did they miss Trevor?
Shauni never shows up again, but Eddie drops by in a Baywatch Nights episode! He also returns for the movie.
Man, this episode… Makes me cry. We lost the greatest Mortal… I mean the greatest Baywatch character ever. Let us all cry like weenies now. Like he would.
Pamela Anderson, oh you and that horrible saxophone skills. Should have just dubbed that.
Well, Mitch is crazy, so having a crazy miner uncle made sense.
You know, I’m starting to think Hobie should be with his mom… Wonder why?
I’m not sure this isn’t my favorite Lupa series, which is a testament to how much I enjoy her reviews. Baywatch was a cancer on the asshole of America, but Baywatching is awesome as hell.
Agreed. Lupa is awesome, but she shines when she’s reviewing this show. Also, back when she did Charmed. Man, part of me wants her to rereview some episodes of Charmed. I started watching that show because of her, to mock it.
I thought this show was really bold for actually explaining major shuffling of the cast. We see the old characters leave and the new ones come in.
Most shows just insult their audiences by changing things 180 degrees and then calmly acting like it’s the same show. Amazingly the remaining characters seem to notice any change either. This is how dozens of TV shows have handled this situation.
Alright, they never explained what happened to Hobbie and the two old guys but so what.
I’ll never forget CJ Parker’s big intro playing a sax by the river. Wonder why this show brought in 2.4 BILLION VIEWERS each week.
No better way to say farewell to Eddie than by wearing a Pug with Angel Wings t-shirt.
No better way to say goodbye to Eddie than by wearing a Pug with Angel Wings t-shirt.
Goodbye Eddie, the whiny voice will actually be missed. *wipes away fake tear*
This could be one of my favorite Baywatching episodes!
However, I was wondering if you were planing to review Baywatch Nights? I’m sure you’ve been asked this before, but I haven’t seen it.
Finally, Pamela! 🙂
And maaan, poor Shanni. She was cute… she deserved better than Eddie.
Still find it hilarious that the guy’s real name is Warlock. 😀
So we finally get to see the introduction of Ms. Anderson. She looks different before she got juggified.
Farewell Eddie and Shaunni. I’ll miss Allison making jokes about how much of a weenie baby Eddie is.
I grew up with an awkward father who always tried to sexualize women to his underage kids and encourage us to “look.” So I grew up hating Pamela Anderson and Baywatch for that reason. “Dad, I’m nine, please stop.” “Nope! Hey, want me to sneak you in to see Showgirls?” My dad would record all the beach montages of women in bikinis. No joke.
Yay! Finally! Pamela Anderson! Like I said in a previous episode, I had no idea that Pamela Anderson came so late in the series. Also, goodbye Sheddie (Shawnee+Eddie). LOL.
What I always remember about this episode is Hobie singing all the clues. Horribly.