It’s an Ocean’s Eleven style Harry-heist. Jor Jor Binks is smart for the first time.

This show’s gonna lose. BUG TIME.

The girls must face their fears and the creeping presence of the monster mash when an Elder shows up out of the woodwork to prove that the Elders are still…you know.

CarMan returns! This is all Parker’s fault, somehow.

The Charmed Ones discover more things that hadn’t been written into the show yet, Harry makes a Pretty Woman deal with Abigael, and Carman floats past a van down by the river.

Macy makes a deal with Abigail to help her remove her demon powers, Maggie and Harry team up to catch a darklighter, and Mel helps. Sausages are angrily burnt, dungeons are in SD, and the fashion segment returns!

Harry is poisoned with season 2-itis, Julian reveals he’s the world’s worst superhero, and Galvin repeatedly asks what year it is. Jordan continues to astound with his unlikability. Mel exists. I think sisters were in this show at some point.

Abigail returns to audible groans, Maggie helps out scum of the earth Jordan, and Mel has some bonding time with their dad. Harry appears to have taken a dumb dumb potion.

Charmed Dad isn’t as dead as the girls thought, Macy goes on a date with her own daddy of the sugar kind, and Jordan continues to bring about equal parts disgust and apathy. Phelan and I delve into why this season is so disappointing but mostly make jokes .2% of the audience will get.