Everyone ignores how much of a jerk the new guy is to make Eddie look like a loser. Meanwhile, questionable sandwiches and explosions.

Some jerks try to save the Death Pier from demolition. But who cares about that when there’s a volleyball match going on??

Will Craig and Mitch’s friendship be ruined over a girl? Do we care?

Garner is the Terminator and everyone ignores a huge tropical storm.

Some dude is punching people and running away. Meanwhile, Eddie is high from the dentist.

Shauni has an abusive boyfriend and Bryan Cranston shows up.

Steroids, snipers, and Eddie, oh my!

Jill unwittingly gets tangled up in a murder after seemingly becoming an actual character.

Captain Thorpe goes through a midlife crisis and starts hitting on Eddie. Meanwhile, Mitch tries to win his wife back.

Hobie and his friends take a joy ride and end up trapped on an island with pirates. Meanwhile, Mitch tries to figure out why his ex-wife might think he’s negligent.