OLP: Cynthia Rothrockathon #3: China O’Brien
Day three beings us China O’Brien, and if you thought the title was funny you won’t be didsappointed with the movie.
Day three beings us China O’Brien, and if you thought the title was funny you won’t be didsappointed with the movie.
Day Two of the Cynthia Rothrockathon brings us Angel of Fury, a movie so badly chopped up you might miss the plot entirely. And boy is it riveting!
The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!
In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.
What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.
Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.
The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!
What better way to spread Christmas cheer than by watching a crappy Home Alone ripoff from the 90s? Merry Christmas, everyone!
I take a short break from bad movie reviews to talk about one of my favorite actresses. I also look dead.