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From what I can tell, they messed up when they hired the Freddy vs. Jason writers. If the movie was more like Baywatch being a hard PG-13, I probably would have watched it.
I automatically hate anything starring The Crock. But then, I’ve hated that overrated putz for the last 20-some years.
Great review, Allison!
It’s too bad they had to ruin an interesting idea with gross-out humor and sex jokes. I guess they figured that they could do things they couldn’t get away with on TV.
That David Hasselhoff as Mitch scene raises many questions. Questions I don’t think will ever be answered. You’ll just have to make up your own canon.