• Elkyrian
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Oh no, without Summer who is going to be there to get kidnapped?!

  • Elkyrian
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Oh no, without Summer who is going to be there to get kidnapped by the bad guys?

  • A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    Oh, hell yeah! Next time we get into season five, the episodes I remember watching as a kid. Granted, I was mostly watching because I had a crush on Jeremy Jackson, but I don’t feel too perverted because he and I are the same age.

    I never realized how dull a character Summer was until your reviews. I mean, she’s not quite useless like Jill, but she definitely had no reason for existence. Poor Nicole Eggert, naively believing this was her stepping stone to big time television.

  • happymel2
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 228

    Your French accent is hilarious. Also, Summer’s last episode did showcase anything about her as a character. The heck?

  • snorgatch
    Comments: 146

    Summer: Oh no, I died!

  • Aethelred
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 82

    That’s it? I haven’t seen such a lazy character exit since…Australian but incompetent walked off without a sandwich. Wow, this show sucks. Funny as hell, but damn.

  • Lermont
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 91

    Huh? What were those comments during scenes at 2:35 and 4:22 about? In the first scene David barely turns his head, and the look is about a second long without the slow mo, you can’t even tell where he’s really looking with the sunglasses. In the second scene a lifeguard is chasing a person of interest. Lifeguards aren’t policemen, but they do very often detain thieves, brawlers and rowdy drunks until the police arrives. This also happens in a public place, if the girl was in trouble she would have yelled for help and ran towards people, not away from them. That random passerby really had no reason to interfere.

    • Jon Protagonist
      Jon Protagonist
      I think we should be enemies
      Comments: 339

      I feel you’re taking comedy riffs on a dumb beach drama show from 20 years ago a little too seriously.

      Those comments at the time you pointed out, like everything else in these reviews…were jokes. David Hasselhoff is such a big goofy ham with so much self glorification written into the scripts, it’s always fun to take him down a peg. He’s already made his money from this show, it’s all in fun, and nobody gets hurt

    • Silverstar
      I'm THE BEST!
      Comments: 119

      These are just jokes made by a comedienne who’s riffing on a stupid 80’s melodrama about heroic lifeguards, bruh. Next time you to go to the store, remember to put “Get a sense of humor” on your grocery list.

      • Lermont
        Bat Hero
        Comments: 91

        Both David’s character and David himself ogle women all the time and Lupa makes fun of it, and it’s funny. Civilians in Baywatch also often ignore all sorts of criminal activity like muggings and kidnappings, and again, when Lupa makes fun of it, it’s funny. But these two scenes were neither. And usually Lupa has a better eye for this stuff. That’s why I thought it weird and pointed it out.

        Why in the hell you assumed I was somehow offended on the behalf of Hasselhoff or defending the show, I don’t know.