• Codythesickdog
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 82

    Another episode already?
    This makes me happy.

  • Kooshmeister
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 108

    Actually I think what Shawnie was proposing re: the baby seemed reasonable, waiting the 24 hours and then contacting the authorities if the parents don’t show.

  • eavan
    Comments: 16

    I think this is my favourite episode of Baywatching yet, it almost makes me want to watch the show just to see Mitch chasing down a bull. Almost.

    • Trixie_is_best
      Bat Hero
      Comments: 83

      He could have made so many hamburgers from that bull, after that chase I would like to see that payoff in the end. Gotta admit, that was one of the best intro scenes for an episode. I demand more Mitch chasing down more beef.

  • sassafrasshash
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 20

    What the…? Did I just see the guy who plays Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat the movie in the preview of the next episode!?!

  • Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Clearly they were playing slaps, not pattycake fhufhufhufhuf! The typical lifeguard pastime is backgammon?

  • happymel2
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 228

    Ah! NOW I understand! You like this show because it has so many Allisons! Also, I really hope that that cover will now be the closing song for Baywatching.

  • Steve3
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    Forget the porn actress, baby-kidnapper was played by Glenn Morshower! They say Glenn was born at the age of 50 and has been playing roles as diverse as General (Agents of Shield, Harsh Realm) to Colonel (Transformers 1) to General (Transformers 2,3) to another Colonel (XMen First Class) and sometimes even a naval officer (Behind Enemy Lines 2, NCIS, Pearl Harbor, JAG, Under Siege) but mostly Colonels (Pensacola Wings of Gold, The Jack Bull, Strange World, Bones). Truly an actor of limitless range!

  • ElfMonster
    Comments: 12

    “Shut up Hobie 2!” I think we’ve found a more than worthy replacement for “Shut up Meg”. 🙂

  • Nobody_700
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 106

    I always assumed Mitch Von Malibu was the number 1# man in every single place he has ever been in. He made sure to secretly murder the best person there to take over. The pilot showed us that! Meanwhile, Old man lifeguard was sadly more manipulative/boring then Mitch could ever be.

  • John Potts
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 28

    Wasn’t every episode a Hoff Fanfic? He’s the Alpha Male surrounded by swimsuit clad models every week!

    And was that Agent Aaron Pierce from 24?

  • TimTE01
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 38

    So Wendy Malick and David Spade were on TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS together?  What are the odds?