Here I celebrate the upcoming Fourth of July by starting off American Month! That’s right, I’m doing all of the American Ninja sequels.
I team up with Iron Liz to review a horrifying children’s film: Gooby!
It’s a Wes Craven werewolf movie starring Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg! And it bombed!
It’s a blaxploitation film! From 2003!
It’s the Nick Fury movie! Starring David Hasselhoff!
That’s right, Fast Getaway has a sequel! Break out the goofy haircuts and the devilish charm!
Corey Haim versus Cynthia Rothrock! Can a goofy haircut overcome an increasingly ridiculous plot?
It’s Rapid Fire, starring Brandon Lee! Can he take down the Italian stereotypes, or will the hardcore Chicago cops save the day?
It’s Ireland’s first martial arts movie! And, uh…it should have been its last.
Cynthia Rothrock plays a criminal psychologist with psychic powers! You know, a real woman!