• snorgatch
    Comments: 140

    Well, at least Garner’s girlfriend was black, because God forbid.

  • happymel2
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 165

    And you said that Garner’s girlfriend never comes back? What kind of unfair bull is that?!

  • Goldstar
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 23

    Of course, Garner’s one episode love interest character is also black. This is Baywatch. Were you expecting social progression or something?

  • Aethelred
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 48

    Didn’t they establish that Mitch is a former SEAL?…stop laughing. Okay, okay, keep laughing, but if you can accept that ridiculous premise, him knowing his way around explosives makes a kind of sense.

  • Spike
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 197

    Oh good, Stephanie’s back. What a heartstopping plot, her being gone… I truly was worried that she’d be gone forever.
    For real though, your Stephanie jokes are hilarious, something about that voice you use here and for those old Charmed reviews, really sells the jokes, haha.

  • Lermont
    Comments: 77

    Didn’t this show usually push environmental messages? Why portray an environmentalist as a retarded terrorist who wants to save the oceans by causing an environmental disaster with an oil rig explosion? What’s wrong with using your normal political terrorist for plots like these?

    Also maybe Garner’s love interest was black just because people prefer members of their own race romantically and not because of some bullshit reason like them being afraid of pissing off rednecks.