OLP: Shark Attack 3
This review has me really wired…what do you say I take you home and eat your…er, pussycat?
This review has me really wired…what do you say I take you home and eat your…er, pussycat?
Okay, so here it is again…the controversial review that started it all!
Here I face either my worst enemy or my greatest ally: Steven Seagal! Now with more coma chase action!
A Blade rip-off featuring a forty-year-old and an unintelligible Asian mentor? Sign me up!
Here I take on a horror movie starring Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as Evil Dead 4. Is it completely irrelevent? You betcha!
Day Four is the conclusion of the Rothrockathon, and Lady Dragon 2 takes us out with a bang.
Day three beings us China O’Brien, and if you thought the title was funny you won’t be didsappointed with the movie.
Day Two of the Cynthia Rothrockathon brings us Angel of Fury, a movie so badly chopped up you might miss the plot entirely. And boy is it riveting!
The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!
In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.