OLP: Vampire Assassin
A Blade rip-off featuring a forty-year-old and an unintelligible Asian mentor? Sign me up!
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OLP: Witchery
Here I take on a horror movie starring Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as Evil Dead 4. Is it completely irrelevent? You betcha!
OLP: Cynthia Rothrockathon #4: Lady Dragon 2
Day Four is the conclusion of the Rothrockathon, and Lady Dragon 2 takes us out with a bang.
OLP: Cynthia Rothrockathon #3: China O’Brien
Day three beings us China O’Brien, and if you thought the title was funny you won’t be didsappointed with the movie.
OLP: Cynthia Rothrockathon #2: Angel of Fury
Day Two of the Cynthia Rothrockathon brings us Angel of Fury, a movie so badly chopped up you might miss the plot entirely. And boy is it riveting!
OLP: Cynthia Rothrockathon #1: X-treme Fighter
The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!
OLP: Razor Sharpe
In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.
OLP: Teen Sorcery
What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.
OLP: 13 Seconds
Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.
OLP: Stakes
The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!