OLP: Cynthia Rothrockathon #1: X-treme Fighter
The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!
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OLP: Razor Sharpe
In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.
OLP: Teen Sorcery
What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.
OLP: 13 Seconds
Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.
OLP: Stakes
The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!
OLP: Masterminds Christmas
What better way to spread Christmas cheer than by watching a crappy Home Alone ripoff from the 90s? Merry Christmas, everyone!
OLP: Rachelle Lefevre Tribute
I take a short break from bad movie reviews to talk about one of my favorite actresses. I also look dead.
OLP: Zombie Nation
Next on the review chopping block is Zombie Nation. I’m sure there are zombies in the movie somewhere. *EDIT: Sorry about the “Running Man” reference, I meant “Marathon Man”
OLP: Lady Dragon
Here I review another crappy action movie from the 90’s called Lady Dragon. Will I survive the sudden cuts, or will the bad dubbing do me in?