David Hasselhoff being chased by a dumpster – will be my gag elevator pitch if I’m ever mistaken for a hotshot Hollywood screenwriter and asked about my latest big idea.
This is prime 90s syndicated weekend action/drama crap, that speedboat show with Hulk Hogan and that Xena knock off Sinbad show should aspire to this level of so bad it’s good!
Oh yeah also.. electricity while in water harms them at the end of the episode, but the kid is struck with a literal lightning bolt while standing in the ocean at the start.
So glad Baywatch Nights remains consistent with it’s internal logic and lore.
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Oh crap! This one is a winner.
David Hasselhoff being chased by a dumpster – will be my gag elevator pitch if I’m ever mistaken for a hotshot Hollywood screenwriter and asked about my latest big idea.
This is prime 90s syndicated weekend action/drama crap, that speedboat show with Hulk Hogan and that Xena knock off Sinbad show should aspire to this level of so bad it’s good!
Oh yeah also.. electricity while in water harms them at the end of the episode, but the kid is struck with a literal lightning bolt while standing in the ocean at the start.
So glad Baywatch Nights remains consistent with it’s internal logic and lore.
You see Baywatch in syndication but never Baywatch Nights. I wonder why. /s