• likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 934

    Paying money to see a Michael Bay movie is like paying someone to shit on your childhood, & if you go by his Metacritic & Rotten Tomato scores, it’s like paying a kid to get bad grades.

    Vernon & April? Weren’t they rivals in the cartoon? Like how the Chipmunks & the Chipettes didn’t like eachother in the 80s?

    Adam Sandler style advertising, like in 8 Crazy Nights…Speaking of which, would you please review something animated? Or do one of your illustrated trailer parodies like you used to?

    • SweGabe
      Comments: 6

      Only Michael Bay can make a whole audience facepalm in unison, if he didn’t “succeed” with this movie, it’ll eventually come.