26 Comments

  • Hottodoggu
    Hottodoggu
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    To be quick.

    Great Review! (As always)

    Shitty movie! (As always)

    And most importantly…

    Merry Christmas Phelous!

  • t1337dude
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 31

    Great Christmas gift from Phelous 😉 Always good to see another horror review

  • Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 190

    Yes, but if you had to choose which would be the best transfer?

  • Sephiroth1204
    Sephiroth1204
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 50

    I wasn’t expecting the flying Michael Myers there xD Very nice! I always like the random little bits from other reviews

    • Ultratech94
      End Of Transmission
      S.T.A.R.S.
      Comments: 381

      it also would of been funny if the killer was revealed and he put in at random the “My God” line from Lion & The King. I miss that joke already. but at least the Old Man clip was also funny too.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 763

    Guess it’s true what they say; the 70s didn’t officially die until 1984.

    Dunno which was funnier, your doofy Bullwinkle voice, or that wig.

    Have a great 2015, Phelan.

  • Leech
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Indeed. A call back to one of my favourites. Michael Myers + Pumaman = Awesome.

  • Ultratech94
    End Of Transmission
    S.T.A.R.S.
    Comments: 381

    why are there so many Christmas films where Santa or someone dressed as Santa is the killer? oh well, at least Batman Returns is a better Christmas movie than this poor excuse of a horror film. hell, Black Christmas is a better holiday horror film. well, at least the original. also, nice to see flying Michael Myers again from his H6 review (which by this point the film has finally gotten a proper blu-ray release in the limited edition box set). maybe they should just do a holiday horror film called Candy Cane Chainsaw Carnage.

    awesome review as always Phelous, and once again, Happy Holidays. ^-^

  • boyofdestiny001
    boyofdestiny001
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    I just realized, in the scene where the two people having sex are killed, the camera keeps panning up to reveal the crossbow leaning up against the window. At first glance though, it just looks like it is part of the architecture though.

  • Doresh
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    The cartoons are bleeding over into the horror reviews! My God!

    That second Santa reveal was weird. They could’ve at least used that for a stereotypical cliffhanger / sequel bait ending.

  • WinterDeathPeach
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 41

    Only because you mention the movie I have to ask, why have you never review Carnosaur or the series in general?  I not one of those people who wants to see horror movie reviews all the time because your animated movie reviews are better but come on that series can’t be ignored.

    Also I find it very sad how many slasher movies with a Santa killer that you’ve look and I’m sure there’s quite more.

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 601

      I doubt I’ll cover it. Allison was thinking about it at one point but I don’t know if she still is thinking about doing anything with them. However “EAT THIS BARNEY!”.

      • WinterDeathPeach
        Just might make the CUT
        Comments: 41

        Oh that’s a shame though I would like to Allison look at the first film or series if she’s still thinking about because it does seem like something she would look at too but if neither of do you I’ll have to live with that. Though I do find it surprising that not that many people(as far as I can tell) mention Carnosaur or it’s series, hell I think if someone did make a video review on the first movie comedic or not I think that person could spent an hour talking about everything that’s stupid makes no sense or pointless. Seriously if no one out there as seen the first film it has a dinosaur serial killer in it how could you not want to watch that, and yes it is a serial killer because I think the only time you see it eating(not counting when it kills with it’s jaws) is when it rips off some random girl’s leg and eats that.

  • Kiopho
    Kiopho
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Hey Phelous ! Are you gonna tackle the abomination that is TMNT 2014 ?

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 601

      Yes, I imagine I’ll tackle that before too long. I know Welshy is also planning a comparison video with it and the original 1990 film.

  • thisseatofmars
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 62

    The nerd asking the girl, “quick– what’s seven times eight” and her taking a second to work it out had me shaking from laughter. I had to pause the video– AND leave a comment.  ;P

  • Punkster
    Punkster
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 18

    That was absolutely brilliant… I thought I had watched this already, when it was first released but clearly I didn’t because I was in stitches at this and now consider it one of Phelous’ best reviews.

    Seriously man this was really funny.

  • Dacho
    Dacho
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Awesome review as usual.

    p.s. Just 4 little words…the human centipede 3 … shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

  • Punk13405
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Pumaman, he flies like a moron

  • Brother_Malachai
    Captain Sillypants
    Comments: 285

    19:56  What Review was that referencing?  I forgot.  D: