Psycho Santa

Oh that Santa, he’s so crazy! But not more so than our protagonists as they bravely drive to a Christmas party telling the awful tales of Santa’s deeds.


  • BarryTheMasterOfSandwich
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 91

    Yeal well….This movie’s got nothing on Santa Claus versus the Zombies.



  • UnholyFireDragon
    Comments: 13

    “Put on your best Christmas face and deal with it!”
    And you close your ass tightly…
    Then you twist your head around.
    It’s what Christmas is all about!
    …Except that it’s really not. :-\

  • driller64
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Terrible movie, Good review. This is the first good review in a while.

  • Adam C
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Just watched this (over Skype) with a friend. He suggested that the crappy movies we’ve been watching ye might find fun:



     First: – Snow White Happily Ever After. An apparently copyright-abandoned sequel to Snow White including bizarre dwarfesses with elemental powers, the brother of the evil queen, and the worst minions ever.


     Or, if you want something even more bizarre…; <- Freddie of F.R.O.7. It features, amongst other things, a backstory with no real connection to the rest of the plot – it jumps from pseudo-mediaeval kingdom where he’s turned into a frog straight to modern day James Bond by way of  Louisiana bayou. – the main villian is defeated by wedgie, and then the final, surprise villain by power of suddenly turning guns to flowers. Or something like that – it really stops making any sense in the last 10 minutes or so. And barely made sense before then



       Think they’d be up your alley. =)


  • Steve3
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    Congratulations on finally picking a title!

  • Desertpunk23
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 30

    The first story seemed like someone wanted to make a porno but couldn’t get the girls into it so they said “hey it’s a slasher movie, NOW GET IN THE SHOWER!”



  • Ozma
    Comments: 5


    *Blankly and unresponsively stares at monitor*



    “Im glad you enjoyed that! Let continue to show you more of Phelous VS. The Movies!”

  • irbear
    Comments: 6

    This review is quite hysterical!

  • Daleklawyerbrony
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 33

    the entire movie in one word i fell a sleep watching this video and woke up to his mac and me review all involved with this movie must be EXTERMINATED!

  • Laserface
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 110

    “No, that wasn’t your computer screwing up, that’s on the movie.” I’m glad you brought that to attention, because that really caught me off guard first time I saw this video.

    So yeah, say what you will about Satan Claus, but at least things happened in that movie! …you couldn’t see what happened well sometimes, but regardless.

    This movie was just some boring, redundant, long stories told by some guy to his girlfriend (or wife, or fiance, or whoever) on their excessively long way to some Christmas party. At least it’s made entertaining by Phelous’ Tristan Taylor-esque ‘stupid person’ voice.

  • SweGabe
    Comments: 6

    Aww man, I was so sure the storytelling turd would end up being the Psycho Santa, which would explain how the knew everything…plot twist!

    Also, maybe I didn’t hear it right, but in the first story with the girl picking up three stones…if those were never found again, how the heck did anyone know she picked them up in the first place!?

  • WinterDeathPeach
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 41

    So I just realized Psycho Santa is slightly similar to Night of the Demon(the one with the crazy Big-Foot) in a sense it’s a boring movie of people talking about Big-Foot killing random people, except in Night of the Demon you actually got to see all the kills and the boring people died at the end so even though the movie was boring as shit you at least got some enjoyment out of the kills.

  • sadsadcomicartist
    Comments: 7

    Still the better Birdemic sequel.

  • Brother_Malachai
    Captain Sillypants
    Comments: 290

    Would love to see the driver make a guest appearance on Old Man Reads Creepypastas.  Would love to see him read the story while the Old Man tells him why both he and the story are idiotic.


    Long Story short, Jeff killed them and got blood on himself.


    He got blood on himself?  He’s completely useless now!  HEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  • snorgatch
    Comments: 146

    So the movie contains a completely, shamelessly gratuitous nude shower scene, and another scene with two hot girls partying in bras and panties, silk negligees, and high heels? Gee, do ya think it was written and directed by a GUY????? I’m surprised they didn’t start making out.