There’s something perfect about that line. Is it bad that when you cut to being on the phone I was reminded of Uwe Boll’s commentary track to House of the Dead? “Hey, let’s go have camping sex! I’ll be the third wheel!” The only thing Jason hates more than Premarital sex is facial hair.
This is a great movie for fans of the Friday the 13th franchise who aren’t so keen on seeing Jason all the time…..Man, I hope nobody breaks a mirror when it’s showing Jason’s reflection-
we could have Jason mirror-shard ghosts possessing all our Boogeyman
mirror-shard ghosts, it’d be bonkers!
Yay, Phelous did another horror review! Awwww, now I have nothing to bitch about…
Seriously, New Line, is body-swapping a thing? Was The Hiddenthat big a hit? Or did someone at the top have a body-swapping slug fetish…?
Urgh, I can’t help but feel the same for this film as I do for any of the New Line Jason films: I really want to enjoy it, even on a so-bad-its-good level, but… I don’t know. These films just aren’t fun to me, and I even enjoy the 8th film!
I was worried that it was taking you so long to get new reviews up. But after the Retribution and this review i have to say, YOU’RE THE BEST. Never stop buddy.
When the title says, “Jason Goes to Hell”, I thought that it was about Jason killing people in Hell! That would’ve been awesome. In the end of that film, Jason kills Satan and becomes the new high-ruler of Hell! But no, we get corroner possesed by Jason killing people, a cop possesed by Jason getting naked and killing people.. No Jason, no Jason at all.
What’s up with the red background? I don’t like things that are different, even though it has no bearing on the content. Bring back the ol’ background or I will throw a fit after every video until you do. *shake fist threateningly*
and phelous some crazy chick on youtube is in love with you.IM NOT KIDDING SHE HATES LUPA CUZ SHE IS DATING YOU its creepy she even dressed up like you…………oh my god
hey phelous, did you hear about the freddy vs jason vs ash movie that aparently was going to be made? and instead they adapted it into a comic book i havn’t read it, but do think that would of been a good movie?
The “Actually it is, fuck it!” phrase will prove to be one of the best Phelian quotes, it has to be! Or maybe it’s not that good…Actually it is, fuck it!
I know this is a 2 year old video but whatever… Skinny dipping is swimming in the nude, not your underwear. That’s why it is such a big deal in 80s teen movies.
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There’s something perfect about that line.
Is it bad that when you cut to being on the phone I was reminded of Uwe Boll’s commentary track to House of the Dead?
“Hey, let’s go have camping sex! I’ll be the third wheel!”
The only thing Jason hates more than Premarital sex is facial hair.
This is a great movie for fans of the Friday the 13th franchise who aren’t so keen on seeing Jason all the time…..Man, I hope nobody breaks a mirror when it’s showing Jason’s reflection-
we could have Jason mirror-shard ghosts possessing all our Boogeyman
mirror-shard ghosts, it’d be bonkers!
Yay, Phelous did another horror review! Awwww, now I have nothing to bitch about…
Seriously, New Line, is body-swapping a thing? Was The Hidden that big a hit? Or did someone at the top have a body-swapping slug fetish…?
Urgh, I can’t help but feel the same for this film as I do for any of the New Line Jason films: I really want to enjoy it, even on a so-bad-its-good level, but… I don’t know. These films just aren’t fun to me, and I even enjoy the 8th film!
I was worried that it was taking you so long to get new reviews up. But after the Retribution and this review i have to say, YOU’RE THE BEST. Never stop buddy.
Liking the new format. Funny review, funny hell backdrop.
I actually liked this film, but we do all have opinions.
When the title says, “Jason Goes to Hell”, I thought that it was about Jason killing people in Hell! That would’ve been awesome. In the end of that film, Jason kills Satan and becomes the new high-ruler of Hell! But no, we get corroner possesed by Jason killing people, a cop possesed by Jason getting naked and killing people.. No Jason, no Jason at all.
What’s up with the red background? I don’t like things that are different, even though it has no bearing on the content. Bring back the ol’ background or I will throw a fit after every video until you do. *shake fist threateningly*
To be fair Forest Green was changed back to Crystal Lake during the Paramount era. So I guess this film is just great with no flaws at all :p
this is an awsome video
and phelous some crazy chick on youtube is in love with you.IM NOT KIDDING SHE HATES LUPA CUZ SHE IS DATING YOU its creepy she even dressed up like you…………oh my god
hey phelous, did you hear about the freddy vs jason vs ash movie that aparently was going to be made? and instead they adapted it into a comic book i havn’t read it, but do think that would of been a good movie?
The “Actually it is, fuck it!” phrase will prove to be one of the best Phelian quotes, it has to be! Or maybe it’s not that good…Actually it is, fuck it!
Phelous please do part VI, that movie is hilarious.
The horror.
I know this is a 2 year old video but whatever… Skinny dipping is swimming in the nude, not your underwear. That’s why it is such a big deal in 80s teen movies.