• MikeKz
    Comments: 17

    Ugh, those yellow nails on the card artwork are creepy.  It appears that the arms are from the old Masters of the Universe He-Man mold. 

  • Sephiroth1204
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 50

    I’m very happy that the sticker is there to tell me it was a tortoise. I was under the impression it may have been a unicorn otherwise.
    The 5-fingered hand is really scary, but at least it’s not satanic..
    Why an ‘S’ on the belt? Maybe they’re all supposed to be Shredder Turtles. I mean, tortoises.
    How did they get from “Teenage Mutant” to “New Style?” It also sounds too much like Linkara’s Ninja Style Dancer.
    The weapon color scheme is…interesting.

  • Nightmare Waffle
    Nightmare Waffle
    Comments: 6

    To be fair, someone probably have confused it for a frog had it not had the sticker.

  • Literate Dead
    Comments: 13

    I have to admit, the first episode was a little dry, but overall I’ve actually been enjoying this series. It’s a nice mix of real analysis and Phelous snark, showing you give a damn… and yet don’t really give a damn… Yeah, that sentence kind of got away from me.


    Honestly, though, these vids are really fun! I love the myriad number of bizarre bootlegs and the comparisons… and the inability to escape the Turtles Fighters. Gods, I get creeped out just thinking of them :p

  • wolflewis
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    do you have monty moose , from the ninja turtle safari thing? Well do you!??! DO YOU!? HUH?