Bootleg Zones: New Style Ninja Tortoise Phelous | March 19, 2013 You’ve seen the old style Ninja Turtles plenty of times, this is THE NEW STYLE! toy,Greece,TMNT
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Ugh, those yellow nails on the card artwork are creepy. It appears that the arms are from the old Masters of the Universe He-Man mold.
I’m very happy that the sticker is there to tell me it was a tortoise. I was under the impression it may have been a unicorn otherwise.
The 5-fingered hand is really scary, but at least it’s not satanic..
Why an ‘S’ on the belt? Maybe they’re all supposed to be Shredder Turtles. I mean, tortoises.
How did they get from “Teenage Mutant” to “New Style?” It also sounds too much like Linkara’s Ninja Style Dancer.
The weapon color scheme is…interesting.
The ‘S’ can only be for the Turtles’ favorite activity: Skipping Stones!
To be fair, someone probably have confused it for a frog had it not had the sticker.
I have to admit, the first episode was a little dry, but overall I’ve actually been enjoying this series. It’s a nice mix of real analysis and Phelous snark, showing you give a damn… and yet don’t really give a damn… Yeah, that sentence kind of got away from me.
Honestly, though, these vids are really fun! I love the myriad number of bizarre bootlegs and the comparisons… and the inability to escape the Turtles Fighters. Gods, I get creeped out just thinking of them :p
do you have monty moose , from the ninja turtle safari thing? Well do you!??! DO YOU!? HUH?