31 Comments

  • KSGHorror
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    A cat cameo or cateo, nevermind that was a terrible joke.
    Anyway funny review favorite joke was the Meow Mix part 17 at the the beginning. those two cats are really cute, if you do another it would be cool if sadpanda or welshy doing a cameo as a cat, maybe even spoony or film brain.
    Well funny review.

  • tlaloc4kids
    tlaloc4kids
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 17

    I believe ALL battles and spats on TGWTG should be solved with head licking and not giving a fuck.

     

    MMMM FOOOOOOD

  • Razorgeist
    Razorgeist
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 35

    Well thats it my mind is officially blown.

  • dr_mayus
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Wait is the cat really the Third Phelous? We had Phelous, then you regenerated, then you combined with Phelous D1 and then you regenerated into the Cat.

     

    Anyways epic review, and I am glad you gave that other cat a solid head licking he won’t soon forget.

  • KittyMarie92
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    It’s inevitable, so I’ll have to do it. KITTY!!!!! *squee*

  • Musical Rin
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    This is easily the cutest review of anything… ever. Do the kitties belong to you, or are they a friend’s?

  • Marussia
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 11


    That kitty is soooooo cute!!!

  • Zarosguth
    Zarosguth
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Phelous, this has to be the best and also cutest review you ever did. It’s so awesome it made me make an account here just so I could tell you how awesome it is.
    I love how the cat and your voice-over match pretty well at times. And it has a cat fight! Woohoo!

  • MER
    MER
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    Does this mean you’re going to review Garfield- The Movie as a cat?

    Catphelous is adorable!

    • B-Flick Chick
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 8

      Is litter next? I really wouldn’t want to have that mental image. lol. On a more serious note, a kitty Resident Evil spoof would be cool. You should pick up a little red shirt for the cat, hmmm never thought about that, Phelous wears red shirts and on S.T. red shirts always die. So therefore: Phelous + Red shirt = death…… But then would the kitty die if you did put it in a little red shirt? Oh my head begins to ache.

      • RedSarah
        RedSarah
        Fighting Steffi Love
        Comments: 171

        Don’t worry, Cat Phelous would have at least 8 more lives left…possibly more, being Phelous.

        And kitties in little shirts are always cute! 😀

    • trumpy303
      trumpy303
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 6

      His next movie review should be the 1991 TV Movie Strays.

  • Evilkritter
    Evilkritter
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

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  • RedSarah
    RedSarah
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 171

    I loved this – 3rd Phelous is so cute! I hope the segment “licking myself a little and being lazy” stays on after his time is done, lol.

    Also, you could get some other cameos to boost your ratings: Lloyd, Checkers, um…Sad Panda’s kitten…I’m sure there are more…

  • just a phan
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    First Phelous dies again and now does a positive review! Seems like someone is giving the fans what they been asking for.

  • ggbhtg
    ggbhtg
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 68

    You…. really reviewed it?….PFFFT HAHAHAHA YOU DID THIS BRO, YOU MADE IT HAPPEN! : P

  • RoboOwl
    RoboOwl
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    This was great. Adorable kitty Phelous! Hey, the movie reviews could work in cat form…

    This is why I never miss a review of yours. Even briliant in cat form!

  • TaronCodar
    TaronCodar
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    Cat Phelous unlike the “other new Phelous” is awesome! I guess the reason Cat Phelous is so cool is because he is played by Phelan Porteous, the one and only Phelous (no offense Tomas). Funny review despite it being short, love the Irate Gamer jokes you just love making them don’t you (the guy isn’t too hard to make fun of).

  • Ormar
    Ormar
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    In Icelandic, “Kisa” means “Cat”, so Cameo Cat’s name is… Cat.

    That has to be the most original cat name I’ve ever heard.

  • KanoLives
    KanoLives
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    Ummm….ANIMALITY?

  • darkdav3
    darkdav3
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    Im a stupid fuckin cat – what? what is this? Its a cat sandwitch

  • Jorda75
    Jorda75
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 27

    Cutest cat fight ever 🙂

  • Dejablue
    Dejablue
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Everyone who has a cat now must turn into said cat and do a cat related review of something. This is law.

  • HandsomeRatch
    HandsomeRatch
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 14

    Those cats are so beautiful and fluffy~

  • Batphil
    Batphil
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 23

    If The NewPhelous was the second Phelous and then PhelousD1 was the Third Phelous does that mean your Fourth Phelous is a Cat and then fifth Phelous is the Current Phelous? Wow you Regenerated more than I thought about.

  • turbowolf7
    turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 121

    you could’ve regenerated as eli roth (ooh faced!!!) or party cop (whats his catchword again?) possibly tony wissou (its tearing me apart!) or wooden rod (woo hoo) or stocking head (um i got a stocking on my head?) anyway nice review my cat enjoyed it

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 897

    Calling Meow Mix “food” is a stretch. Cats can’t digest corn & just shit it out. It’s like a human eating ground sunflower shells made into a paste & flavored to taste like chicken nuggets.

  • FM
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 42

    Actually cats can be quite the picky eaters as well 😀

  • ArcaneFinale
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 11

    I’m going to add mine to the huge number of voices saying that this was a hilarious hit.