The New Phelous reviews something very dear to his new heart, CAT FOOD!
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A cat cameo or cateo, nevermind that was a terrible joke.
Anyway funny review favorite joke was the Meow Mix part 17 at the the beginning. those two cats are really cute, if you do another it would be cool if sadpanda or welshy doing a cameo as a cat, maybe even spoony or film brain.
Well funny review.
No no no, you mean Cameows.
I believe ALL battles and spats on TGWTG should be solved with head licking and not giving a fuck.
Well thats it my mind is officially blown.
Wait is the cat really the Third Phelous? We had Phelous, then you regenerated, then you combined with Phelous D1 and then you regenerated into the Cat.
Anyways epic review, and I am glad you gave that other cat a solid head licking he won’t soon forget.
It’s inevitable, so I’ll have to do it. KITTY!!!!! *squee*
This is easily the cutest review of anything… ever. Do the kitties belong to you, or are they a friend’s?
That kitty is soooooo cute!!!
Phelous, this has to be the best and also cutest review you ever did. It’s so awesome it made me make an account here just so I could tell you how awesome it is.
I love how the cat and your voice-over match pretty well at times. And it has a cat fight! Woohoo!
Does this mean you’re going to review Garfield- The Movie as a cat?
Catphelous is adorable!
Is litter next? I really wouldn’t want to have that mental image. lol. On a more serious note, a kitty Resident Evil spoof would be cool. You should pick up a little red shirt for the cat, hmmm never thought about that, Phelous wears red shirts and on S.T. red shirts always die. So therefore: Phelous + Red shirt = death…… But then would the kitty die if you did put it in a little red shirt? Oh my head begins to ache.
Don’t worry, Cat Phelous would have at least 8 more lives left…possibly more, being Phelous.
And kitties in little shirts are always cute! 😀
His next movie review should be the 1991 TV Movie Strays.
Seriously, that is the only way to describe you.
I loved this – 3rd Phelous is so cute! I hope the segment “licking myself a little and being lazy” stays on after his time is done, lol.
Also, you could get some other cameos to boost your ratings: Lloyd, Checkers, um…Sad Panda’s kitten…I’m sure there are more…
First Phelous dies again and now does a positive review! Seems like someone is giving the fans what they been asking for.
You…. really reviewed it?….PFFFT HAHAHAHA YOU DID THIS BRO, YOU MADE IT HAPPEN! : P
This was great. Adorable kitty Phelous! Hey, the movie reviews could work in cat form…
This is why I never miss a review of yours. Even briliant in cat form!
Cat Phelous unlike the “other new Phelous” is awesome! I guess the reason Cat Phelous is so cool is because he is played by Phelan Porteous, the one and only Phelous (no offense Tomas). Funny review despite it being short, love the Irate Gamer jokes you just love making them don’t you (the guy isn’t too hard to make fun of).
In Icelandic, “Kisa” means “Cat”, so Cameo Cat’s name is… Cat.
That has to be the most original cat name I’ve ever heard.
And kissa is cat in Finnish.
Im a stupid fuckin cat – what? what is this? Its a cat sandwitch
Cutest cat fight ever 🙂
Everyone who has a cat now must turn into said cat and do a cat related review of something. This is law.
Those cats are so beautiful and fluffy~
If The NewPhelous was the second Phelous and then PhelousD1 was the Third Phelous does that mean your Fourth Phelous is a Cat and then fifth Phelous is the Current Phelous? Wow you Regenerated more than I thought about.
you could’ve regenerated as eli roth (ooh faced!!!) or party cop (whats his catchword again?) possibly tony wissou (its tearing me apart!) or wooden rod (woo hoo) or stocking head (um i got a stocking on my head?) anyway nice review my cat enjoyed it
Calling Meow Mix “food” is a stretch. Cats can’t digest corn & just shit it out. It’s like a human eating ground sunflower shells made into a paste & flavored to taste like chicken nuggets.
Actually cats can be quite the picky eaters as well 😀
I’m going to add mine to the huge number of voices saying that this was a hilarious hit.