A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 36

    God I hate this movie THANK YOU PHELOUS!!!!  For ripping this movie a new one oh and first I think?

  • KSGHorror
    Comments: 8

    well what other boogeyman movies could there be
    the boogeyman (2010)
    Who is the boogeyman, guess what no boogeyman
    Jake and julie vs the boogeyman

    well that sucks!

    the last uli lommel boogeyman film is the vampire movie that is not about vampires which not about vampires but about the boogeyman, sucks this movie is hard to find, more like impossible.

    anyway great review again and i’m surprised that darry didn’t just argue with the creeper.

  • WPB
    Comments: 19

    Aw man, you totally should have called her “Obscura Lupa” in the credits! And you didn’t even mention the old Jeepers Creepers made in 1939! -2/10 for not enough in-jokes.

  • Marussia
    Comments: 11

    Hahahah your cat has a ghetto name? 😀 😀 That’s so funny. I wanted to name my cat Laquisha.

  • QuetzaDrake
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 38

    I take back what I said about Cat Phelous being the second worst Phelous behind Umbrella PhelousD1. Cat Phelous is now the best Phelous…D1.

    Also I like that Oan got a cameo. He’s moving up in the world, getting a Phelous cameow, as he should be.

    Also also that last shot scared me my 12 year old self when the movie came out. :C

    Also TO THE EXTREME, I remember way back when Day of the Living Dead came out and PhelousD1 first appeared I commented “Wait, D1? Like ChaosD1?” And finally after years of waiting that foreshadowing is starting to pay off.

  • Aural Aurum
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 46

    ChaosD1 just exploded my ear drums.

  • MER
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    Phelous-Cat D1! Yea!!!

    Chaos D1 finally noticed the similarities, and it only took him well over a year to figure it out. XD

  • B-Flick Chick
    Comments: 8

    I’m kinda surprised he didn’t comment on being able to see Creepers zipper in one scene. Great review, but now I want some Mnt. Dew for some reason. lol. Cat was crazy snugglie, she loves her Phelous.

  • RedSarah
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 171

    Been a while since I’ve actually seen a movie Phelous reviews…lol. I remember liking the chase scenes at the end, and thought the road trip boring/arguing stuff was pretty close to actual road trips I’ve been on. The wrong sibling died, really…

    Hope you do the next one – I liked it better than the first for its sheer ridiculousness. They even make an attempt at continuity!

    Please keep Cat Phelous D1 away from purple lightning – he’s too cute!

  • Emo Bunny
    Emo Bunny
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    It might be because this movie came out when I was nine but I was actually very frightened by this movie, especially the ending where it zoomed into Darry’s empty eye-holes and showed the Creeper with his his eyes. I also liked the sequal because I was equally young. I also thought the guy’s acting was pretty good, especially when he came out of the pipe, was horrified from what he’d seen and in shock. So my liking of this movie probably comes straight from nostalgia glasses….because I’m young and stupid.

  • tlaloc4kids
    Comments: 17

    Phelous is just hangin out…hangin out.   Hangin out with reviewers.

    I’m glad other people love their cats via condescending love-abuse.

  • TaronCodar
    Comments: 13

    Jeepers Creepers is a train wreck of a movie. A monster which makes no sense and is never explained, A plot that goes nowhere and is never interesting, no scares at all just a wannabe horror icon. This film terrible, maybe the worst horror movie of all time (or at least that I have seen). The best thing about the film is the inconsistent sunset which is more entertaining than anything else in the “film”.

    • Radelta
      Comments: 13

      Maybe you should try actually watching the movie instead of just basing your judgement on his review. The monster is explained, the plot does have a story arc. Its not very well done but its bullshit to say it doesnt exist

      herp durp phelous sez it sucks so ill make a thoughtless comment about how much i hate a movie ive obviously never seen

  • Drano
    Comments: 14

    As a German I’d say, the 6 stands for “Sex(y)” in their mind since the number “6” is pronounced exactly like “Sex” in german.

    When I was 12 I used to like this Movie. Well.. when I was 12 I didn’t care about the story.. or the dialog.. or anything else..

  • WikiSorcerer
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 33

    Hmm… I was kinda expecting Phelous D1 to whistle the Phelous theme instead but okay…

  • Ephabia
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Thanks for this lovely migrane Phelous. Consideration for the people using headphones would’ve been nicer however. But on the bright side, now I can actually say that this tired angry reviewer shtick is giving me headaches without any hyperbole.

  • StormyPopsicle
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 34

    I loved this movie as a kid… but i can see the ridiculousness behind it. I guess i kinda liked the bond the brother and sister had more then the monster. To me it just seemed like they got along, even if they whined but i found it realistic.

    this was on tv a few weeks ago here and as an adult i have noticed two things. Yes its dumb, but gave me good memories and two, my brother and I think Dairy looks like a skinnier Spoony. so I was praying for a Spoony cameo and received none. I am disapoint.

    I love the Phelous D1 cat <3

  • CerebroKraub
    Comments: 5

    Great review
    but you should have wistled your own theme instead of the Jeepers Creepers song

    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Great review, Phelous! I’ve been waiting for someone to rip that movie a new asshole! However, I just wanna set the record straight that the creature’s name ISN’T Jeepers Creepers. His official name is just The Creeper (yes, like in the unrelated lame-ass Scooby Doo villain of the same name; surprised you didn’t go with that as a joke).

    Btw, is this week’s review going to be the sequel, perhaps? If so, then hopefully you like it this time, cause it’s actually a bit better than the last one. It’s still has some problems, but it’s MUCH more fun. Plus: BAD-ASS FARMER VS THE CREEPER! Place your bets, guys!

  • Obscurity Jones
    Obscurity Jones
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Where is the segment where you lick yourself and be lazy?

  • Demonjack123@aol.com
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 24

    Just because Phelous hates a movie doesn’t mean you have to join the bandwagon and hate it with him. Pull your noses out of his ass for once.

    • B-Flick Chick
      Comments: 8

      Are we still talking about cats? If so, fine I wont hate them any more, wait does that mean my nose is up your…. If you’re talking about that boring horror movie then I can hate whatever I want to hate. Until Long falls down the tunnel it could be mistaken for a drama.

  • videoman
    Comments: 8

    Very typical horror movie with typical invureable monster and typical stupid protagonist. Also I agree about final scene in police station. Creeper looks silly.

    Anyway, many people consider this movie a cult

  • Kenny_Carmine
    Comments: 15

    Awesome job tearing into this movie Phelous! Keep making awesome reviews of terrible movies!

  • TheGuyWithNoName
    Comments: 15

    But I enjoyed it alot I even got the jeepers creepers theme song on my PSP.

  • New To The Terror
    Comments: 11

    Who would want to miss a stalking movie from a real life stalker?

  • turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 121

    not jeepers creepers who looks like manglation of swampthing, creature from the black lagoon, predator (sans dreadlocks) and manbat. no i refer to phelous D1, now with him gone who will antagonise phelous? obviously it’ll have to fall to his other nemisis, sad panda

  • aaronthewolf
    Comments: 5

    🙁 oh well there are better ones 😛

  • likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 935

    The sequels is much better, but this movie is abysmal with no likable characters.

    • FM
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 42

      And by “much better” you mean “much much worse”, obviously. The sequel had also no likable characters… only more characters and are all stupid and annoying and the plot makes even LESS sense…

  • FM
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 42

    This movie is like a bad Buffy episode…

  • snorgatch
    Comments: 146

    The scenes with the Creeper’s truck remind me of the truck from Steven Spielberg’s Duel. I’m wondering if they were supposed to be an homage to that movie (translation: Victor Salva is saying to his audience “Hey! I saw Duel once!”). I mean, I guess this movie was going for a similar theme of isolation and helplessness while being relentlessly pursued by an unstoppable foe, but it breaks the cardinal rule of “Don’t reference a better movie in your crappy one.”