“You drew us to death. That sucks. You suck!” I laughed so hard. Why was the dialogue for the kids adult-sounding and the dialogue for the adults kid-sounding?
How long was this movie, anyway? It must’ve been padded to hell with all the nothing going on.
Was it ever explained why the snake had an alligator head? Was it because the pen had one, or because the kid/man drew it that way?
You know what this review needed? More punching! 😀
Around 1hr20min. No it’s never really explained why, or why Alan knew to draw to the snake eating people to get it to work, not like it actually eats them though…
That was awesome! You guys picked the perfect kind of movie for you to review together. It looks so silly, and, as was pointed out a few times, cliche. What’s the point of even doing a movie that has nothing new or original in it at all? There must be one, since people keep doing it.
Anyway, I really liked this review! It was so funny when you two poked fun at the tropes on each others’ shows. I have to say the part that struck me the most was the lampshade bit, I think because you were both literally and figuratively “lampshading” something. It was brilliant and I laughed about it for quite a while. 😀
… did you just lampshade lampshading (or something to that extent)? lol. Hooray for collabs!
That was a really boring-looking movie, honestly. Loved the review though, especially all the Medium Awareness-ness. :3 And I’m totally excited for the third year anniversay.
Yes… I did make an account just to ask if you lampshaded lampshading. Otherwise I would still be lurking… >.>
Funny review, Phelous. I think team-up with FB worked better then with Linkara. I’m not saying that Airzone Solution review was bad but this one was just better.
But did Film Brain really have to pat the bed so sugestively? You know that it’s going to be cause of many fanfics, right?
Wow, how uninterested can someone be in a movie with his own name in the title. DMX looked extremely bored. For the few moments he was present he still looked absent. way to go.
I don’t know what’s more stupid as a weapon: The caot hanger in Birdemic or this stick-drawing-random cutlery- lamp. This one’s cost more effort to make? Or maybe that makes it even more pathetic.
It’s obvious that pigsnake has way more potential than alligtorheadsnake.
this has to be the most amazing cross over yet. <3 I have to say i've never heard of Lockjaw, or DMX...but i'm not really into the whole wrestling thing. If he was trying to get his name out there he did a poor job. ugh. its like that one movie KANE did a while back.
Is it sad that i know people with film editing majors still in school who can do much better affects then this?
the thing i don't get is why the man who drew the picture died. You guys pointed it out but were they even reading their own script?
I sometimes sit back and wonder if people know they are making movies this bad and just kind of sit back and roll with it? seemed like it when they hit the wife. I mean, really, I can't even drive over a pothole with out thinking i hit something how do you miss a human being?!
Sweet, this is almost as good as the La Horde crossover! Film Brain is really funny though and you guys made this crappy snake movie at least funny to laugh at for being incompetent.
LAMP SHADE SHIELDORATOR! …which is a thing. For something…
Oh damn I’d better get the feel nothing force field off my car so I can actually notice something or someone being run over by me. Like this movie. I wanna feel it’s pain for being run over!!
I want to know how much a Lockjaw Alligator snake costs as a pet. I’ll do the world a flavor by feeding the snake all the stupid people 🙂
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Oh My God, this cross-over was awesome! Terrible movie, but it was worth it to see Film Brain and Phelous finally tackle a movie togethe 😀
for the first 2 mintues I heard DMX as “Deer mechs” and thought “This might be pretty awesome! No such luck…
wow…really wish phelous would somehow tackle i don’t know…THIS!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_%28film%29
Though I’m not the biggest Film Brain fan, no offense just don’t follow him, but you two work great as a team.
Awesome work, chaps.
The glue and paper part reminded me of “I’m a vegetarian by the way.”.
with a response like that it’s almost like Andrew Dickman wanted you to die. Is he channeling Steph now?
It looked to me like Andrew didn’t really care about them as long as the Cintiq was working. 😉
Andrew might have been answering her prayers.
“You drew us to death. That sucks. You suck!” I laughed so hard. Why was the dialogue for the kids adult-sounding and the dialogue for the adults kid-sounding?
How long was this movie, anyway? It must’ve been padded to hell with all the nothing going on.
Was it ever explained why the snake had an alligator head? Was it because the pen had one, or because the kid/man drew it that way?
You know what this review needed? More punching! 😀
Around 1hr20min. No it’s never really explained why, or why Alan knew to draw to the snake eating people to get it to work, not like it actually eats them though…
That was awesome! You guys picked the perfect kind of movie for you to review together. It looks so silly, and, as was pointed out a few times, cliche. What’s the point of even doing a movie that has nothing new or original in it at all? There must be one, since people keep doing it.
Anyway, I really liked this review! It was so funny when you two poked fun at the tropes on each others’ shows. I have to say the part that struck me the most was the lampshade bit, I think because you were both literally and figuratively “lampshading” something. It was brilliant and I laughed about it for quite a while. 😀
… did you just lampshade lampshading (or something to that extent)? lol. Hooray for collabs!
That was a really boring-looking movie, honestly. Loved the review though, especially all the Medium Awareness-ness. :3 And I’m totally excited for the third year anniversay.
Yes… I did make an account just to ask if you lampshaded lampshading. Otherwise I would still be lurking… >.>
Haha yep it seems that way. Thinking about it too much might make your head explode so I don’t recommend it.
Funny review, Phelous. I think team-up with FB worked better then with Linkara. I’m not saying that Airzone Solution review was bad but this one was just better.
But did Film Brain really have to pat the bed so sugestively? You know that it’s going to be cause of many fanfics, right?
That was great teamwork. Very funny.
Wow, how uninterested can someone be in a movie with his own name in the title. DMX looked extremely bored. For the few moments he was present he still looked absent. way to go.
I don’t know what’s more stupid as a weapon: The caot hanger in Birdemic or this stick-drawing-random cutlery- lamp. This one’s cost more effort to make? Or maybe that makes it even more pathetic.
It’s obvious that pigsnake has way more potential than alligtorheadsnake.
ps.: cintiq rules
You and the Film Brain worked great together! You guys should team up again soon.
this has to be the most amazing cross over yet. <3 I have to say i've never heard of Lockjaw, or DMX...but i'm not really into the whole wrestling thing. If he was trying to get his name out there he did a poor job. ugh. its like that one movie KANE did a while back.
Is it sad that i know people with film editing majors still in school who can do much better affects then this?
the thing i don't get is why the man who drew the picture died. You guys pointed it out but were they even reading their own script?
I sometimes sit back and wonder if people know they are making movies this bad and just kind of sit back and roll with it? seemed like it when they hit the wife. I mean, really, I can't even drive over a pothole with out thinking i hit something how do you miss a human being?!
DMX is actually a rapper, not a wrestler. Well, as far as I know he’s never wrestled.
I don’t think logic is a high priority when it comes to horror movies, unfortunately.
All that for what in essence is a an uninspired Pumpkinhead ripoff.
El oh El @ Andy Dickman at the end.
You know what I don’t like? Giving a character tons of buildup then killing them off before there’s any payoff.
Sweet, this is almost as good as the La Horde crossover! Film Brain is really funny though and you guys made this crappy snake movie at least funny to laugh at for being incompetent.
LAMP SHADE SHIELDORATOR! …which is a thing. For something…
Oh damn I’d better get the feel nothing force field off my car so I can actually notice something or someone being run over by me. Like this movie. I wanna feel it’s pain for being run over!!
I want to know how much a Lockjaw Alligator snake costs as a pet. I’ll do the world a flavor by feeding the snake all the stupid people 🙂