A clown mascot from a fast food restaurant kills people because of stuff and things. Let’s call this evil Mac and Me.
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A clown mascot from a fast food restaurant kills people because of stuff and things. Let’s call this evil Mac and Me.
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I’m all for surprise blow jobs.
Interesting. Ya.
Shitty movie, great review. It’s BigMac time now, see ya!!
This movie taught me that Frogurt is bad for your teeth.
That’s going to be my new catchphrase whenever I go to a drive-in restaurant right there: “Mothafuckin’ hellaburgar yo. Gotta get a double cheese all up in this.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA–as a fast food employee I am offended by this. If you ever DO try this at my restaurant, I will climb out the window, walk up to your car, break out the window, and deck you. Or eviscerate you, depends on if I’m taking orders, or in the grill.
Your customer policy sucks.
Well, that WOULD explain all the dozens of reprimands I needed to sign with blood-covered knuckles. Maybe if people knew how to read a menu board and say what they want (IE, “I WANT A DOUBLE CHEESE *one order later* HEY I ORDERED A BIG MAC YOU ASSCLOWN!”), then I wouldn’t be bitter enough to desire a dark parasite god to torture and destroy all of humanity.
Life’s funny like that, I guess. And once again, awesome review, Phelous. =D
I justs tartesd qwriting a review of this pos last night
I also half-expected you to include something Rob Zombie related. Either Captain Spaulding from his movies, or something out of the Twisted Metal Games. Oh well… I guess…
So… this is a ripoff of Nightmare on Elm Street, Stephen King’s It, McDonalds, and… thing’s I’m sure… fuck it…
It could’ve been worse; it could’ve starred a red-haired little girl with pigtails slicing people’s necks open with spatulas because they didn’t give to a children’s charity.
And no, I wasn’t offended by this movie. Why? Because the opening was so fucking satisfying. You have any idea how much I want to do that kind of shit to the actual wiggers I get at work? …wait, that’s it: This movie was written by pothead fast-food workers in vengence against stupid people in the drive-thru! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
I thought there would be a Sweettooth/Twisted Metal Reference in there somewhere, but still, Good Review. And did Horny the Clown just reference The Shining @ 14:47? haha, thats bad.
Your explanation of how this movie came into existence was brilliant and literally made me LOL Keep up the great stuff dude.
Your editing was very good when the wiggers were ordering. the first cut I was like “?”
“THIS JUST IN LOCAL DEATH O:<" "OH EM GEE GUYS LET DO A CROWD AROUND THE TV SCENE :D" this is so dumb /: the was dead... "take it easy mac" easy mac and cheese pun? 😀 *shot* Why is the killer clown, named horny no less giving messages? Is he a demon or something? O_O;; and I don't mean it in a clever way, its dumb 12:13 WOooo way to reference a better clown movie. XD none of this makes sense, like when fisher became the clown, and mac seemed un phased that her boyfriend was now horny the clown.. ugh. this movie....
Not sure if you know this or not but Nicholas D’Agosto played Jan’s receptionist Hunter in the office just after this film was made. She must have been really impressed with his performance.
I was going to log in just to say that, but you beat me to it. His acting may not have been the best in this movie, but I thought he was great on The Office and in the movie Fired Up.
This review was hilarious phelous could you review Mirrors or those god awful boogeyman movies 😀
I hope Phelous reviews Tamara next
Did Insane Clown Posse sue for copyright infringement?
Fuckin’ Drive Thrus, how do they work?
Aaaw, no more Phelous Who intro? Maybe it was getting a bit old… but you absolutely must use a Tom Baker era type opening if you ever review a movie with “Key to” in the title.
Also… I agree with the guy who said this was made by stoned, vengeful mcdonalds employees.
Wow. I’m not sure what to say except holy crap that movie looks really bad. And not funny bad, just obnoxious bad. It was slightly amusing to see Lola Glaudini, who played a bland yet stern FBI agent on Criminal Minds, play a bland yet stern cop in this movie. Clearly she’s exploring her range as an actress, it’s really quite impressive. 😛
Anywho, great review, I agree with everyone who said the explanation of how the movie came to be was the best part. I bet that’s exactly how it happened, too. 😀
This movie actually did make me laugh lol 😛
That movie was awful! Your review was great, though. ^_^
Pfff. Rod’s drivethrough talk was awesome. I love Birdemic.
Could this get an insane 5 sec version like Mac and Me?
This was terrible, leighton meester got lucky because this doesn’t look like it would boost anyones career
That clown costume looks awesome, if anything. Not scary…just awesome.
Why do I always have to feel sorry for the fat guy?!
Why do I always have to feel sorry for the fat guy?!
I originally wanted to see this movie, once upon a time……however after seeing this review…..yeah I no longer want to see this flaming turd. Awesome review, Phelous! As always…..you’re the best!
i really don’t know what my brother sees in this movie, its nom”mac and me” that shit was terrifying! the only thing that could this movie would be jace and burter
[Barry]This movie was so stupid it made Phelan into a Phelous sandwich.[/Barry]
And yes, I know it’s a burger.
Haha! You said wiggers!