Drive Thru


A clown mascot from a fast food restaurant kills people because of stuff and things. Let’s call this evil Mac and Me.

34 Comments

  • fpsbcheezit
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    I’m all for surprise blow jobs.

  • PickPikmin
    PickPikmin
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 26

    Interesting. Ya.

  • broken_car
    broken_car
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    Shitty movie, great review. It’s BigMac time now, see ya!!

  • RedSarah
    RedSarah
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 171

    This movie taught me that Frogurt is bad for your teeth.

  • Doctor Darkness
    Doctor Darkness
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    That’s going to be my new catchphrase whenever I go to a drive-in restaurant right there: “Mothafuckin’ hellaburgar yo. Gotta get a double cheese all up in this.”

    • DarrenForest
      DarrenForest
      Old Man
      Comments: 3

      HAHAHAHAHAHA–as a fast food employee I am offended by this.  If you ever DO try this at my restaurant, I will climb out the window, walk up to your car, break out the window, and deck you.  Or eviscerate you, depends on if I’m taking orders, or in the grill.

      • Doctor Darkness
        Doctor Darkness
        Old Man
        Comments: 3

        Your customer policy sucks.

        • DarrenForest
          DarrenForest
          Old Man
          Comments: 3

          Well, that WOULD explain all the dozens of reprimands I needed to sign with blood-covered knuckles.  Maybe if people knew how to read a menu board and say what they want (IE, “I WANT A DOUBLE CHEESE *one order later* HEY I ORDERED A BIG MAC YOU ASSCLOWN!”), then I wouldn’t be bitter enough to desire a dark parasite god to torture and destroy all of humanity.

          Life’s funny like that, I guess.  And once again, awesome review, Phelous.  =D

  • krazykarl77
    krazykarl77
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    I justs tartesd qwriting a review of this pos last night

     

  • WikiSorcerer
    WikiSorcerer
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 33

    I also half-expected you to include something Rob Zombie related. Either Captain Spaulding from his movies, or something out of the Twisted Metal Games. Oh well… I guess…

    So… this is a ripoff of Nightmare on Elm Street, Stephen King’s It, McDonalds, and… thing’s I’m sure… fuck it…

  • DarrenForest
    DarrenForest
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    It could’ve been worse; it could’ve starred a red-haired little girl with pigtails slicing people’s necks open with spatulas because they didn’t give to a children’s charity.

     

    And no, I wasn’t offended by this movie.  Why?  Because the opening was so fucking satisfying.  You have any idea how much I want to do that kind of shit to the actual wiggers I get at work?  …wait, that’s it:  This movie was written by pothead fast-food workers in vengence against stupid people in the drive-thru!  IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

     

     

  • KanoLives
    KanoLives
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    I thought there would be a Sweettooth/Twisted Metal Reference in there somewhere, but still, Good Review. And did Horny the Clown just reference The Shining @ 14:47? haha, thats bad.

  • Omni
    Omni
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Your explanation of how this movie came into existence was brilliant and literally made me LOL Keep up the great stuff dude.

  • StormyPopsicle
    StormyPopsicle
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 34

    Your editing was very good when the wiggers were ordering. the first cut I was like “?”

    “THIS JUST IN LOCAL DEATH O:<" "OH EM GEE GUYS LET DO A CROWD AROUND THE TV SCENE :D" this is so dumb /: the was dead... "take it easy mac" easy mac and cheese pun? 😀 *shot* Why is the killer clown, named horny no less giving messages? Is he a demon or something? O_O;; and I don't mean it in a clever way, its dumb 12:13 WOooo way to reference a better clown movie. XD none of this makes sense, like when fisher became the clown, and mac seemed un phased that her boyfriend was now horny the clown.. ugh. this movie....

  • JohnThrOne
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Not sure if you know this or not but Nicholas D’Agosto played Jan’s receptionist Hunter in the office just after this film was made. She must have been really impressed with his performance.

    • xCloudbox
      Old Man
      Comments: 1

      I was going to log in just to say that, but you beat me to it. His acting may not have been the best in this movie, but I thought he was great on The Office and in the movie Fired Up.

  • hannibalbrown
    hannibalbrown
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    This review was hilarious phelous could you review Mirrors or those god awful boogeyman movies 😀

  • fuzzy dunlop
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    I hope Phelous reviews Tamara next

  • Razorgeist
    Razorgeist
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 35

    Did Insane Clown Posse sue for copyright infringement?

  • Sukid
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Aaaw, no more Phelous Who intro? Maybe it was getting a bit old… but you absolutely must use a Tom Baker era type opening if you ever review a movie with “Key to” in the title.

    Also… I agree with the guy who said this was made by stoned, vengeful mcdonalds employees.

  • EmynStranger
    EmynStranger
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 36

    Wow. I’m not sure what to say except holy crap that movie looks really bad. And not funny bad, just obnoxious bad. It was slightly amusing to see Lola Glaudini, who played a bland yet stern FBI agent on Criminal Minds, play a bland yet stern cop in this movie. Clearly she’s exploring her range as an actress, it’s really quite impressive. 😛

    Anywho, great review, I agree with everyone who said the explanation of how the movie came to be was the best part. I bet that’s exactly how it happened, too. 😀

  • Demonjack123@aol.com
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 24

    This movie actually did make me laugh lol 😛

  • The FanFic Critic
    The FanFic Critic
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 24

    That movie was awful! Your review was great, though. ^_^

  • Nils B-Film
    Nils B-Film
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 21

    Pfff. Rod’s drivethrough talk was awesome. I love Birdemic.

  • ggbhtg
    ggbhtg
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 68

    Could this get an insane 5 sec version like Mac and Me?

  • dafk13
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    This was terrible, leighton meester got lucky because this doesn’t look like it would boost anyones career

  • Emo Bunny
    Emo Bunny
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    That clown costume looks awesome, if anything. Not scary…just awesome.

  • TheGuyWithNoName
    TheGuyWithNoName
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 15

    Why do I always have to feel sorry for the fat guy?!

  • TheGuyWithNoName
    TheGuyWithNoName
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 15

    Why do I always have to feel sorry for the fat guy?!

  • Kenny_Carmine
    Kenny_Carmine
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 15

    I originally wanted to see this movie, once upon a time……however after seeing this review…..yeah I no longer want to see this flaming turd. Awesome review, Phelous! As always…..you’re the best!

  • turbowolf7
    turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 121

    i really don’t know what my brother sees in this movie, its nom”mac and me” that shit was terrifying! the only thing that could this movie would be jace and burter

  • Jamesykin
    Jamesykin
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    [Barry]This movie was so stupid it made Phelan into a Phelous sandwich.[/Barry]

     

    And yes, I know it’s a burger.

  • asnaes
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 29

    Haha!  You said wiggers!