• Aethelred
    Comments: 78

    “Giving them the gift of love and all the pleasures in it”

    So, apparently Snow White is putting up online ads for GFE now. ‘Kay.

  • Aka Guymelef
    Aka Guymelef
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 33

    Mmmh I don’t why but it feels like Phelan has been watching a lot of Beast Wars.

    Maybe a review is brewing. 😀

  • Otaku World Order
    Otaku World Order
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 43

    Based on her assassination skills, I’m assuming that after being pulled into the mirror world the Queen became Mortal Kombat Conquest Mileena,

  • Anno Nimus
    Anno Nimus
    Comments: 71

    Yeah, this is a good example of why it’s not always best for an adaptation to be 100% true to the source material. The time spent on botched murder attempts would have been better spent developing the characters; maybe give Snow White and the prince a few more scenes together so the ending doesn’t come completely out of nowhere and also come off as super creepy.

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 232

    Yes! A Snow White knock off. If my memory isn’t ruined I’d say this is a first.

    Why do we love to watch Phelan tear apart bad animated movie and toy knock offs?


    I’d like to see some more live action mockbusters riffed Phelous style as well.

  • TheSKARD1
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    So the mirror plays 7th Guest music.

    How do we know the mirror didn’t always find Snow White hot, just not first place hot? Then it wasn’t until the Queen aged and dropped in looks that it became evident.

    Wasn’t 14 like middle age in the time period this story is set?

    The Queen disguises herself as an old peddler. Not old peddlers disguised as the queen. For the the joke to work wouldn’t it be Peddler Wars, Old Queen In Disguise?

    I have never understood the Imogen Heap joke.

    Maybe the objects weren’t originally transformed animals. I’m starting to think the one dwarf is cursed and that just happens any time he throws something on the ground.

    Guess lifting Snow White onto the platform wasn’t enough to dislodge the apple piece.

    • Goldstar
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 44

      I certainly hope that you’re not suggesting that you have a better understanding of jokes than Phelous does, because your current track record (zero funny jokes told at last count) would suggest something different. You have to love the irony of TheSKARD1 passing judgement on another human being’s talent. That’s like Fat Albert telling you that you could stand to lose some weight.

      • TheSKARD1
        A Real Turtles Fighter
        Comments: 25

        I missed you too, Goldstar. I’m sure you’re right and it’s the juxtaposition of expectation that makes the Queen Wars joke funny. I just wasn’t thinking about it that way.

        On a side note I’ve been having difficulty with the reCAPTCH log in. It kept telling to identify street signs when all it would show me are billboards.