Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa


A Christmas special so good it disappeared for years! With a voice cast that really shouldn’t be in a production that has had so little effort put into it’s animation. The Rapsittie Street Kids will show you the true nature of horrid 3D cartoons.

12 Comments

  • Aotrs Commander
    Aotrs Commander
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    Guh.

    “Risible” doesn’t even begin to describe this special. Ye gods. Even after seeing two reviews of it in fairly short succession, there’s so much wrong that there’s precious little overlap and always some new horror to go “someone was paid to make this!?” at.

     

    I have to wonder with the Grandma exactly what happened. As it sounds very much like her audio was deliberately butchered to make it sound like that… Though I suppose, given the level of competance shown, maybe it was record on tape (in the early 2000s?!) and the tape got damaged and they just went with what they had…? But it seems such a bizarre way to apprach things, I can’t help but think there might be SOME sort of story behind that.

     

  • Aka Guymelef
    Aka Guymelef
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 34

    You… you were trolling us with that audio for the grandma right, you sped it up right ?
    *check the “movie”*
    Holy balls you were not !

    27:21 : Thank you for that.

    28:57 : well thank you for that again ’cause I was not ready for such nightmare.

    Hope you did not throw your back too hard on that one, Phelan.

    Happy holidays to you all !

  • Aethelred
    Aethelred
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 84

    Given the reaction, I think the candle was meant to imply that he’s poor? Or something? I don’t know.

    Mark Hamill and Grey DeLisle. The father-daughter villain duo of my favorite show to ever air on television. And Paige O’Hara, the female lead of my 3rd favorite movie ever made. Heh…I am in considerable pain, Pinky.

  • MoonSapphire
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 16

    Out of all of the Rapsittie Kids reviews I’ve seen, this is almost as good as RebelTaxi’s take on this. They DID get to it last year and all… Nicole’s song is the worst and Paige O’Hara voicing her sadly does not change my opinion.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 837

    Man… I can’t decide what looks worse between this & Doorbies. Doorbies were just blobs but the backgrounds & props in this movie never cease to amaze. Goldeneye 64 looks terrible now, but at least the faces were the one thing that held up style-wise.

    The uhhh… “art style” reminds me of this  unintentionally (?) hilarious Bible Wrestling game called “The You Testament” as well as the character models for a mobile game called  “Family Yards: Memories Album.” If any of you have never seen gameplay of The You Testament, be prepared to laugh your ass off.

    Yeah, she’s a dead ringer for an inflatable rubber woman.

  • Sagiri
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 15

    I think you might have made a mistake with the tags for this one.

    This is definitely not animation.

  • Marvelfan211
    Marvelfan211
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 125

    Holy shit, he actually reviewed it! The absolute MADMAN!

  • CyborgPrince
    CyborgPrince
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 141

    I was hoping you’d eventually cover this ever since I learned of this abomination’s existence. Seriously, the animation reminds me of those animations you’d find on YouTube that people made in Garry’s Mod. Or, even worse, it reminds me of those shitty steam games that use free assets that I occasionally watch a Jim Sterling review of.

    I still can’t believe half a million was dumped into this dumpster fire. It couldn’t have all gone to the voice actors. Wolf Tracer Pictures sounds like a front. I bet it was some sort of money laundering setup for the Church of Scientology. I mean look at the only two animations it has produced. YouTube original productions look more professionally done. Speaking of which, here’s hoping you’ll cover Dinosaur Island one day. Whoever Colin Slater is, he sounds shady as fuck.

  • OrangeRider
    Memeforce Zwei
    S.T.A.R.S.
    Comments: 381

    Fun Fact: I thought this was the worst movie I had ever seen until I watched After Last Season last year.

    Speaking of movies that were so terrible that they were lost for years before being found again, you should review Bolivar El Heroe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XUM-GDdbI

     

  • OrangeRider
    Memeforce Zwei
    S.T.A.R.S.
    Comments: 381

    This is still the worst Christmas movie/special I’ve ever seen though.