After just looking at the quality of this film, I’ll just stick with regular Monster Squad from 1987, thank you very much. Good thing I got the 2-disc DVD earlier this year.
2:01- SHOT ON SHITTEO!
2:25- Ah crap, I’m getting flashbacks on The Cinema Snob’s review of Video Violence 2, another shot on shitteo film.
Conrad Brooks, I don’t know who you are, but go to fuckin’ Hell, and your tasteless jokes, too.
11:21- Worst. Scooby-Doo montage. EVER.
It should have been illegal to release this movie on DVD. This shit is worse than The Irate Gamer’s Halloween specials.
Something about comparing this to either Video Violence or Criminally Insane, is that it felt like those movies at least tried. Their heart was in the right place. This makes most amature movies look — mildly competent.
Technically, the first Criminally Insane wasn’t shot on shitteo, but it’s sequel (which is also known as Crazy Fat Ethel 2) and even the Death Nurse movies sure as crap are.
This is something people are suppose to buy? Is this something that a store would sell? Or did some guy make this in his parents basement and had to pay people to take it?
If you wanna see a supernatural COPS parody done well, check out Death Valley. It was only one season, so it won’t take much of your time. It was pretty solid.
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That vampire’s on a rampage, hyeh hyeh hyeh.
After just looking at the quality of this film, I’ll just stick with regular Monster Squad from 1987, thank you very much. Good thing I got the 2-disc DVD earlier this year.
2:01- SHOT ON SHITTEO!
2:25- Ah crap, I’m getting flashbacks on The Cinema Snob’s review of Video Violence 2, another shot on shitteo film.
Conrad Brooks, I don’t know who you are, but go to fuckin’ Hell, and your tasteless jokes, too.
11:21- Worst. Scooby-Doo montage. EVER.
It should have been illegal to release this movie on DVD. This shit is worse than The Irate Gamer’s Halloween specials.
Something about comparing this to either Video Violence or Criminally Insane, is that it felt like those movies at least tried. Their heart was in the right place. This makes most amature movies look — mildly competent.
Technically, the first Criminally Insane wasn’t shot on shitteo, but it’s sequel (which is also known as Crazy Fat Ethel 2) and even the Death Nurse movies sure as crap are.
Soo… umm… how was Freaky Vampire?
This is something people are suppose to buy? Is this something that a store would sell? Or did some guy make this in his parents basement and had to pay people to take it?
You mean like “To Boldly Flee”? HEYOOOOO
Hey, only Phelous makes fun of that! 🙂
I’m terrible at improv too. Hell, I’m terrible at writing an essay on the spot.
Maybe it’s supposed to be Transylvania University in Kentucky? (This is a real place.)
True Story- I almost bought a 2-Film DVD for a $1 because of the cheesy Title.
Thankfully, I looked at the back and saw ‘Conrad Brooks’ on the Back and changed it mind.
I clearly dodged a bullet!
If you wanna see a supernatural COPS parody done well, check out Death Valley. It was only one season, so it won’t take much of your time. It was pretty solid.
LOL. Phelous went a little mad at the 4:00 mark there. The look on Lupa’s face was hilarious.