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  • galvatron
    galvatron
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 7

    Yeah this was the one I have on tape.

  • SpeedyEric
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 60

    I knew you would go right into reviewing the Prehysteria sequels, and I’m also learn that the 3 film is from the same director of A TALKING CAT!?!
    3:12- I makes sense in Jurassic World for everyone accepting the dinosaurs existing, because the park was already opened for a decade. If I ever saw a living, breathing dino that’s the same size as my Jurassic World T-Rex figure that I got at Toys R’ Us last week, I’d shit myself.
    5:24- At least they didn’t call him Bruce Wayne, ’cause if they did, both his parents would be dead, and these bullies would deserve what would come to them.
    If I want a zany exterminator, I’ll stick with Christopher Walkin from MouseHunt, thank you very much.
    9:30- Comedically reviewing movies on the internet = the best job in the world.
    12:03- I think that Robin Williams in Hook throwing his cellphone out the window was better than this.

  • DrPenguinstein
    DrPenguinstein
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    Next time you have to include the “Happy Days” Paramount Family Favorites preview that’d play before all of these videos. LOL. Anyway thanks for the awesome review and the trip down memory lane

  • Knightroglycerin
    Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    That kid used so much hair gel, I’m surprised vampire dog didn’t scalp him.

  • Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    What’s with the exterminator’s gear?

    • Kooshmeister
      Kooshmeister
      I'm THE BEST!
      Comments: 108

      They appear to be wearing highly exaggerated pesticide spray tanks with a lot of extraneous hoses to make them look more complicated and high tech than they actually are.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 912

    “They seduce the gardener with the tree.”  ::Spits coffee on keyboard::

  • YouAskedForIt
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 14

    The kid looks like JC Denton from the game Deus Ex Machina.

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    Thomas Megazord
    Comments: 310

    The kid looks like Neo, JC Denton, and how about Eddie Munster while we’re at it?

  • Morhek
    Morhek
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 19

    We recorded this, and I watched it SO many times as a kid. Tiny dinosaurs, and tiny trains – what more could a kid in the 90s ask for? Mini-golf?

    Nah. That would be stupid. :V

  • happymel2
    happymel2
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 228

    Wow. This was a pretty fast follow-up to your last video. Yay!

  • WhyNeighborDanWhy
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 28

    Remember that time tiny dinosaurs came into our lives in a box of raisins, filled our house with joy, cured me of impotence, taught us how to love again, and just as quickly vanished from whence they came? That was the best summer of our lives.

  • Kenshiroh
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    So the people that made The Chipmunks movie didn’t even come up with their poop/raisin confusion joke, but stole it from a straight to video movie?

  • Kooshmeister
    Kooshmeister
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 108

    The business with the kids hiding and spying on Bad Wig Lady is part of a rather weird undercurrent in 90s era kids’ shows that had children spying on adults doing unusual or frightening things in private. There was a lot of this sort of thing in Are You Afraid of the Dark? for example, and, in particular, the scene in this film is basically identical to the one in The Tale of Jake and the Leprechaun wherein Jake and Sean hide underneath Erin’s bed and watch him as he removes false body parts and bits of clothing to reveal he has pointed ears and a really hairy back. Naturally it turns out he’s an evil monster.