• ferp2014
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    First oh faced

  • happymel2
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 228

    Could it be? Am I first on Phelous.com video? 😀 😀 😀 I never realized this but is that fake popcorn in your intro? I think Castro in this is only slightly racist if that makes any sense. I love that Life Size reference. You should TOTALLY review that! Haha.

  • happymel2
    The Fuct of Pepsiman
    Comments: 228

    Or not. So close. Maybe next time.

  • SpeedyEric
    Comments: 60

    We had the first Thunder in Paradise, I kinda expected a sequel, but I NEVER expected there was a third installment.

    4:11- Pure 110% racist, end of story.

    6:47- I think the boat should have dropped the “stealth mode,” and gave it a submarine mode instead.

    16:16- Ooh, FATALITY! Right, Subzero?

    “No, he’s never done drugs. He just put Cheeto dust all over himself.” Or he mixed said dust in suntan lotion, put it on his skin, and went into a tanning both for ten minutes.

    17:33- Or that drain pipe is used to dump their piss and shit into the ocean, because THEY’RE EVIL. …That’s my only guess.

    19:19- Oh yeah, sure, I so totally believe that Hulk Hogan is totally that strong.

    Pastamania is no Slim-Jim, brother. RIP, Randy “Macho Man” Savage.

    At least this three-quil is more entertaining than Ninja Turtles 3, NeverEnding Story 3, and Home Alone 3 combined.

  • likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 934

    Is this a full month of Hulkamania, or does it end with 4? ::Hoping it goes on, like Cline Dion’s heart::

  • Handsome Pete
    Handsome Pete
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 93

    About 10 minutes in, I realized that the guy who plays Bru looks kind of like John Cena, and then I couldn’t unsee it.

  • Dunes
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    *School blows up*
    Time to cue some Alice Cooper.

  • penpaninu
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 83

    Oh man Hulk Hogan tv shows are great!

  • The4thStooge
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Sigh…I can’t believe I wasted many, well, a few hours watching this back when. Oh, 80s and 90s syndicated TV, you were good for an entertaining weekend of “entertainment.”

    Great review!