• Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Your dog popcorn tin looks rather bent.

    And I feel you Lupa, my cat hates closed doors.

  • Dust
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 86

    No “Lupacabras” joke? … Ehhhh, whatever.

  • octipineapple
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    I actually own the sequel to this! I recieved it from Amazon.com anonymously in the mail a few years ago (whichever friend sent it to me was apparently black-out drunk when they ordered it or a weirdly specific secret admirer knew my love of bad horror).  It’s somehow worse than this one and I really REALLY hope you review it too.  The Chupacabras FLY in bad CG!  Loved the review 🙂

  • EpicFish
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    It seems to me the people behind this film decided to mix the La Llorona mythos with the Chupacabra mythos, and then said fuck it and threw in aliens, vampires and zombies.

    • TheFilmRenegado
      Old Man
      Comments: 1

      That’s an interesting conclusion…how is the movie related to the legend of La Llorona? I mean, the Chupacabras isn’t looking for her child, nor does she, well, weep.

  • Jun
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Ashe is just as bad as Lloyd, always trying to leave rooms once the door is closed.