A Barbie knock off who’s a Glitter Diva with her own theme song!
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Phelous, stop playing with girl’s toys and review My Little Pony toys already, so that even bronies can find it hilarious!
But seriously though… I want you to review My Little Pony knockoffs. I’m not even a brony. I’d just find it as funny as this video if you reviewed those. I used to be a Power Puff fan though, so if you can find Power Puff bootlegs (if Power Puff toys even exist) and review those as well, that’d be great. 🙂
Well I did say Filly Witchy was coming.
I may have half-heard you say something about that. I should’ve payed more attention and Googled what “Filly Witchy” was, because I was picturing something else entirely (and perhaps racist). LOL
Either they purposely designed her as a glitter elemental, or they’re rationalizing the glitter molt after the fact, and she was THIS close to being the industrial solvent diva.
That was a pretty fucked up crossover..I agree with the MLP comment… (it’s not weird…..no weirder than usual lol)
She’s from Germany, she has blonde hair and blue eyes, and has a very fake British accent. I bet Phelous saw a glitter swastica when he looked up her skirt. Her evil plan is to create a bunch of Nazi zombies or something.
I think that’s racist. Not all Germans are nazis, some are Holy Roman Imperialists who want to rebuild their medieval empire.
Great review Phelous, but how could you not say “ooh, faced” when you ripped Steffi’s face off. Total miss opurtunity.
Also, please review Werewolves on Wheels.
Where did you find the Steffi Love theme song, did a CD come with the doll?
I got it off the Simba website:
Warning it automaticlly plays on that page like an old Geocites site or something lol.
“WHY IS THIS SO NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED!! [find strings on inside] Oh for fuck’s sake, I’m not even done yet…[…]FUCK THIS PACKAGE! ZERO!”
LOL Welcome to girl’s toy packaging, muthafudga! xD Little boy remote control car packaging ain’t got nothin’ on frou frou dollies! My FAVORITE (sarcasm) is when they take the doll/figurine’s hair and sew it together between two plastic strips into a kinda-sorta ponytail and then sew that to the packaging. God forbid the doll’s hair should escape (or NOT have a big kink in it after you’ve torn that mess out of it).
Funny as always, can’t wait for the next one!
Is that wand thing an EVIL STICK????