Prom Night! Everything is all right… except for bland “remakes”.
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I hate those damn remakes, or reimaginating, or whatever…
Great review as always! And nice dress too btw, too bad it’s only on the title card… 😛
my first comment at last…. it’s been a long time i came here but, nobody cares.
am i the only one who can’t help myself looking at his shadow on the wall? kinda hypnotysing…
by the way, the overused credit gag is still funny, or i’m just stupid…
ho and when do those stupid people will stop getting scared of each other for NO REASON!?
HA! Phelure (pronounced: Failure)
I love all the resident Evil homages you put into these videos.
At least the police and the criminals are equally stupid in that cosmos, so the results should be the same as in reality?
what !?!??!?! an….other evil counterpart
yeh i assumed as much anyway
did you say gag #17 both times!?
I watched this with an Ex, and I have to say it was fine then, but watching it now… It just seems kinda meh.
So who did you get to do that character Salut, or whatever his name is? He looks like he’s probably Canadian too, so it couldn’t possibly be a cameo… or is it?
It’s just Bennet the Sage, or randomly time traveling Phelous from back when he reviewed Mac and Me, DUUUUUH.
NO, IT WAS ALL FUNNY… EXTREME RAGE… why doesn’t somebody love me *whimper*…
no, I don’t know why I wrote that, nobody’s complained about anything… yet.
eh, maybe someone will find it funny…
I think psycho killer went to the Undercover Boss school of disguises. (We all know stubble and a baseball cap is enough to render you completely undetectable.)
DISGUISES!!! DON’T!!! WORK THAT WAY!!!
For some reason that only works for men….. Phelous has such a baby face, I can see why he doesn’t shave often.
First, there’s the title card drawing of Phemale-ous, the unenthusiastic drag queen Phelous, courtesy of Andy McDickpick.
Next there’s Suolehp (I’m assuming that’s how it’s spelled), who reviews romantic comedies.
That’s TWO previously unseen incarnations of Phelous in one episode. Man, it’s a good thing you only have a storyline in your reviews when you decide it would be funny to lampshade the silliness of having a storyline in your reviews–otherwise this would get confusing really fast.
I saw the parts of this movie where people died!….That’s all I have to say!
Return of Watcha Say!
I missed that :’)
Imogen Heap. Always appropirate.
Arg. Why do so many horror movies depend on such faulty logic or lack of logic completely? The police should have evacuated the Prom as soon as they discovered the first body. Then put the girl and her family under some kind of heavy police protection as they conducted some kind of manhunt.
why you shaved the beard ind the end and why the mario cap
I noticed you’re starting to become a little bit TOO picky with how you critic movies Phelous. Just for curiosity sakes I’ve head you claim that you can direct a better movie…WELL DO IT FOR ONCE. I mean for fuck’s sake it’s a fucking horror movie they are never suppose to make logical fucking sense! MOVIES DON’T WORK THAT WAY!
Of all the movies, you’re upset over Prom Night!? lol
Don’t worry PROM NIGHT! EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT!!!
Actually no this movie isn’t what made me get “angry” it’s just been on my mind bugging me for the last several reviews. Figured I would just raise a shit storm now to get it off my shoulders! LOL, but yeah I just wanted to call you out on that otherwise I wouldn’t get any sleep.
This has got to be one of the worst comments that I’ve ever read.
There are SEVERAL horror movies that make logical sense.
good old Leslie.
btw 17 never gets old..
wow another great review for another crappy remake love the party u threw at the end a vary nice thouch
First the catchy Nightmare City theme, then the awesome Prom Night disco theme… this review had a great soundtrack! I have turned down seeing the original Prom NIght in favor of other slashers from that era, but you sparked my interest to it. Thnanks for not spoiling too much of it as well. The Cage samples where funny highlights too ^^
I enjoyed the inclusion of all the gag #s 17 – they’re my favorite! Also, romantic comedies! Yay! This is going to be the best month of Halloween ever!
Oh, Prom Night re-make, everything is not all right.
You’re much cuter without your beard in my humble opinion 🙂
watching it again i still cant seam to find what is supposed to be scary about this movie maby the scary part of it is how bad it is and how stuped the charaters are
Proms actually look like that now? Man do I regret going to my own prom in a fancy two football field sized-Hotel that’s equipped with a voice alarm, lights, and perfect dancing prom extras.
never went to my prom because I bur- I mean the school accidently burnt down but yeah like ma man Brad jones says; disco is king
he’s johnny cage! dammit! i don’t care how awesome you’re dance moves are salut, non bearded phelous types never win! i’ll take phelous D1 over you any day as a nemisis, though you do dance better than him… regardless PROM NIGHT!!! EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT!!!! cuz johnny cage is around all right!
This review is 18 months old. And yet, whenever I hear the word “prom”, that damn disco song still pops right into my head, and won’t leave. I blame you for this Phelous! Everything is NOT all right! Aggggh! =O
And my job here is done! *goes to fly away but instead falls over and crawls off*