• Kuro92
    Comments: 10

    farced (it’s the sequel to fist)

  • Roivas
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Going after  the TV Croc? At least it has a higher IMDB score than Mac & Me so clearly it will prove the superior of the two films.

  • Kerma
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Ok so we have killer crocs, anacondas, and alligators now we just need a movie about killer hippos

  • QuetzaDrake
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 38

    Wait a minute… the director of the movie where you started? The director of Mac n’ Me? Oh…. I see where this is going!…

    But wait! Silly Phelous, Lupa already DID Tammy and the T-Rex!

  • Nelithy
    Old Man
    Comments: 1



    No doubt next review


    Considering his first review was Mac and me with the same director and it’s CROCODILE THEMED, maybe a new Pulse/Boogyman series? Gief

  • Flash The Wolf
    Flash The Wolf
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Sooo… In crocodile 1: the croc was bulletproof and could teleport (as in it flipped the guy with it’s nose, teleported back a short distance to catch him in it’s mouth.)

    In crocodile 2: it has stretch vision, distorted hearing, super speed and could fly…

    if it doesn’t have time traveling and immortality from black/blood orchid serum by crocodile 3, the crocodile series will be ruined >:(

    Also, according to this movie: Lighter > Several people’s lives

  • The FanFic Critic
    The FanFic Critic
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 24

    That’s all I can say.

  • TaronCodar
    Comments: 13

    The return of mmm whatcha say Sad Panda style! Plus you used the Final Fantasy VI airship theme! Hopefully I wasn’t the only one to get that joke! Love FFVI my personal favorite Super Nintendo game. This film actually looked like a fun popcorn flick (unlike the first that looked like it was a pain to sit through). If you get past how stupid it is it actually looks like a good time. I love how mustache douche got the mmm whatcha say death since I hated that guy the most (who wouldn’t he randomly kills people and is a rapist). Over all an awesome review!

  • irishrepublic13
    Comments: 5

    My brain hurts after this. Great review though!

  • ggbhtg
    Comments: 68

    Gators gonna gait and that’s aaaaaaaaall I’m Saiyan.

  • darkdav3
    Comments: 8

    Thank you for that

  • moviebuffmel90
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 22

    Croc for the 100th episode? … it all makes sense…kind of…good luck with it as long as the crocodile at the end doesn’t become an American citizen, we’re fine….still love that “At the Movies With Siskel and Ebert” theme…fits very well… ’nuff said

  • electronsexparty
    Comments: 17

    You have a copy of “Terror at Blood Fart Lake?” I thought I was the only person who ever watched Chris Seaver movies. Though, you are probably watching them for review fodder while I’m watching them because I like them. Say what you will about Chris Seaver, however, but his Twilight parody is the best there is.  

  • aspire77
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    lol been working on ya guns there, Phelan? 😛

  • KaitoKId
    Comments: 9

    You should have done a mario 2 it-was-all-a-dream-ending again for the third time Phelan, give the people what they want, repitition!

    Also, people don’t kill people, crocodiles kill people, hahahaha!

  • turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 121

    man eating crocs? thank you for that

  • likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 935

    “The red zone is for the immediate loading & unloading of passengers only.” Airplane! But I’ve also heard it sampled in chiptunes.

  • Spike
    I'm on a post!
    Comments: 241

    Wow… well that was an utterly pointless film. Always great when you can tell nobody in the production of the thing actually cares about the product they’re shilling.

    Ah well, at least by reviewing it you made it fun to watch, so now it’s actually got some justification to exist now after all 😛