Crocodile 2 Phelous | September 13, 2011 Crocodile 2 marks the return of the flying Crocodile and bring whatever you want aboard airlines. horror,animal,Crocodile
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farced (it’s the sequel to fist)
So fist we meet again for the last time dun dun dddduuuuuunnnnnnn!
Going after the TV Croc? At least it has a higher IMDB score than Mac & Me so clearly it will prove the superior of the two films.
Ok so we have killer crocs, anacondas, and alligators now we just need a movie about killer hippos
Yes but only if they are Hungry hippos and when I say Hungry I mean Hungarian and when I say Hungarian I hope that I spelled it right.
Wait a minute… the director of the movie where you started? The director of Mac n’ Me? Oh…. I see where this is going!…
But wait! Silly Phelous, Lupa already DID Tammy and the T-Rex!
No doubt next review
Considering his first review was Mac and me with the same director and it’s CROCODILE THEMED, maybe a new Pulse/Boogyman series? Gief
The link is broken, but I”m pretty sure you mean this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127177/ , as for future crocodile movie reviews, maybe some asylum crocosaurus films?
Sooo… In crocodile 1: the croc was bulletproof and could teleport (as in it flipped the guy with it’s nose, teleported back a short distance to catch him in it’s mouth.)
In crocodile 2: it has stretch vision, distorted hearing, super speed and could fly…
if it doesn’t have time traveling and immortality from black/blood orchid serum by crocodile 3, the crocodile series will be ruined >:(
Also, according to this movie: Lighter > Several people’s lives
That’s all I can say.
The return of mmm whatcha say Sad Panda style! Plus you used the Final Fantasy VI airship theme! Hopefully I wasn’t the only one to get that joke! Love FFVI my personal favorite Super Nintendo game. This film actually looked like a fun popcorn flick (unlike the first that looked like it was a pain to sit through). If you get past how stupid it is it actually looks like a good time. I love how mustache douche got the mmm whatcha say death since I hated that guy the most (who wouldn’t he randomly kills people and is a rapist). Over all an awesome review!
My brain hurts after this. Great review though!
Gators gonna gait and that’s aaaaaaaaall I’m Saiyan.
Thank you for that
Croc for the 100th episode? … it all makes sense…kind of…good luck with it as long as the crocodile at the end doesn’t become an American citizen, we’re fine….still love that “At the Movies With Siskel and Ebert” theme…fits very well… ’nuff said
You have a copy of “Terror at Blood Fart Lake?” I thought I was the only person who ever watched Chris Seaver movies. Though, you are probably watching them for review fodder while I’m watching them because I like them. Say what you will about Chris Seaver, however, but his Twilight parody is the best there is.
lol been working on ya guns there, Phelan? 😛
You should have done a mario 2 it-was-all-a-dream-ending again for the third time Phelan, give the people what they want, repitition!
Also, people don’t kill people, crocodiles kill people, hahahaha!
man eating crocs? thank you for that
“The red zone is for the immediate loading & unloading of passengers only.” Airplane! But I’ve also heard it sampled in chiptunes.
Wow… well that was an utterly pointless film. Always great when you can tell nobody in the production of the thing actually cares about the product they’re shilling.
Ah well, at least by reviewing it you made it fun to watch, so now it’s actually got some justification to exist now after all 😛