13 Comments

  • Nasuth
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 17

    That vampire’s on a rampage, hyeh hyeh hyeh.

  • SpeedyEric
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 64

    After just looking at the quality of this film, I’ll just stick with regular Monster Squad from 1987, thank you very much.  Good thing I got the 2-disc DVD earlier this year.

    2:01- SHOT ON SHITTEO!

    2:25- Ah crap, I’m getting flashbacks on The Cinema Snob’s review of Video Violence 2, another shot on shitteo film.

    Conrad Brooks, I don’t know who you are, but go to fuckin’ Hell, and your tasteless jokes, too.

    11:21- Worst.  Scooby-Doo montage.  EVER.

    It should have been illegal to release this movie on DVD.  This shit is worse than The Irate Gamer’s Halloween specials.

    • the_desert
      the_desert
      Bat Hero
      Comments: 83

      Something about comparing this to either Video Violence or Criminally Insane, is that it felt like those movies at least tried. Their heart was in the right place. This makes most amature movies look — mildly competent.

      • SpeedyEric
        CUUUUT
        Comments: 64

        Technically, the first Criminally Insane wasn’t shot on shitteo, but it’s sequel (which is also known as Crazy Fat Ethel 2) and even the Death Nurse movies sure as crap are.

  • emperorcupcake22
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    Soo… umm… how was Freaky Vampire?

  • the_desert
    the_desert
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 83

    This is something people are suppose to buy? Is this something that a store would sell? Or did some guy make this in his parents basement and had to pay people to take it?

  • Knightroglycerin
    Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 189

    I’m terrible at improv too. Hell, I’m terrible at writing an essay on the spot.

  • snorgatch
    snorgatch
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 140

    Maybe it’s supposed to be Transylvania University in Kentucky? (This is a real place.)

  • TimTE01
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 38

    True Story- I almost bought a 2-Film DVD for a $1 because of the cheesy Title.

    Thankfully, I looked at the back and saw ‘Conrad Brooks’ on the Back and changed it mind.

    I clearly dodged a bullet!

     

     

  • Marvelfan211
    Marvelfan211
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 107

    If you wanna see a supernatural COPS parody done well, check out Death Valley. It was only one season, so it won’t take much of your time. It was pretty solid.

  • happymel2
    happymel2
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 181

    LOL. Phelous went a little mad at the 4:00 mark there. The look on Lupa’s face was hilarious.