25 Comments

  • Leech
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Thank you, Phelous. This was a wonderful video and I loved every second of it, especially your continuation of the story after the armistice had ended cracked me up. Also, “King of the Animals” Part 1 was even worse in terms of animation, at least in my humble opinion. And I’m really surprised that there isn’t an English dub of part 1, considering that it was even dubbed into Finnish (called “Leijona Viidakob Kuningas”, btw), a language only spoken by a few millions. The Finnish dub voice actors even seem somewhat competent, as opposed to their English and German counterparts. (Yes, in case you were wondering: The two or three people providing the original German voices aren’t actual voice actors either. Watching a Dingo movie in German is about as painful as watching one in English.)

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 588

      I don’t know for sure an English version of the 1st one doesn’t exist but I’ve searched around and haven’t found it or any evidence of it yet.

  • Gunvor
    Gunvor
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    That grown panther sounds like he has the same stupid VA as that officer mouse in Mouse Police (another Dingo Productions work of art)

  • BatboyEXE
    BatboyEXE
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 10

    all I can say about this review is great, and all I can say about this movie is…..

    BE DIOMONDS! (MY GOD!)

     

    also what’s the song at 5:57?

  • EmperorAllspice
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    For everything awful about this film (and for that there’s a metric shit ton) I kinda have to say… am I the only one who found the black panther’s son kinda… sorta… endearing? At least compared to the rest of the cast?

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 588

      Certainly but only because the black panther, his father, was indeed his father.

      • Dragonsage
        Dragonsage
        NewbieDotCom.Com
        Comments: 10

        Also because of his mother, the gorilla, who was his mother.

         

        but seriously, great review and looking forward to the next one.

      • kashoterik
        kashoterik
        NewbieDotCom.Com
        Comments: 10

        OMG phelous, I loved this video, thanks so much for the laughs. My mind literally was blown when I made the shocking discovery that the panthers father was his father! :O

         

        😀 amazing video, thanks, me and my son love watching your videos.

  • Vin
    Vin
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 12

    Part 2? MEIN GLOND!!!

  • Masked Kamen
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 12

    Now all you need to do is review a Video Brinquedo movie, and the trilogy of shitty Disney rip-offs will be complete.

     

    I personally suggest “Little Cars”, given that “Planes: Fire and Rescue” was released recently.

    • Trixie_is_best
      Trixie_is_best
      Bat Hero
      Comments: 83

      There are so many bad movie budget knock offs out there. Video Brinquedo is among the top of that list and I have seen a review of Little Cars 2 and Ratatoing. They are not as bad as Lion and the King, but still horrible. Still, none of those movies including this one are as bad as Tentacollino, its the third animated Titanic movie, and it really does exist.

  • SweGabe
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    I had to do it, sign-up I mean and eating that cake left…MY GOD!

    You’re a funny guy, I’m glad I got pointed in you direction since it got me hooked on your reviews and your normal to slight-below-normal insanity.

    A movie you should probably look into would be “Black Sheep”, how often do they make zombie sheep movies?

    Oh, and I would totally suggest more “Let’s Play” sessions with yourself and Lupa, I really like the chemistry! Hopefully more Resident Evil games, we can never have too many sandwiches.

  • Doresh
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    So MewMew/MyuMyu/MooMoo is a panthergorilla? Well, I suppose it’s a more threatening combination than owlbear…

    And I think Robin is a bit bipolar. I fear that animal kingdom is ruined.

    Man, dat falling animation. Priceless :3

    If you can’t find an English dub of the first movie, you might consider going the Cinema Snob route and use the original dub with fake subtitles. That only makes it more classy.

    (That, and I’m kinda curious how “good” the German dub is)

    P.S.: I think they should spend their diamonds on stocks or something.

  • Handsome Pete
    Handsome Pete
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 95

    The hero of the story is just walking around randomly, hoping to find some money?  Projection much?

  • Lermont
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 69

    Was the line about border patrol confiscating a tooth brush to check it for drugs a reference to something or was that a personal experience?

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 588

      Heh, yes, customs took my toothbrush away once.

    • Ultratech94
      End Of Transmission
      S.T.A.R.S.
      Comments: 381

      probably. I don’t see why we can’t rule that out. who knows, maybe he used the same exact drug infested tooth brush to brush the 4 other key areas: arm pits, asshole, crotch, and teeth.

      we went from diamonds, to border patrol, to tooth brushes. this is just becoming weirder and weirder, isn’t it? My God!

  • Ultratech94
    End Of Transmission
    S.T.A.R.S.
    Comments: 381

    there’s only 2 words that can sum up this awesome review: My God!

    it’s kind of weird that the father black panther that’s is really the father would name his son Mew-Mew. makes Pokemon’s Mew look far more sophisticated & superior by comparison. also, the fact that we have a crocodile character named Dundee with a stereotypical Australian accent is just insulting to Australians. the fact that he’s unlikable by everyone in this picture, maybe he should just be killed by the snake bite, or the monkey soldiers setting him on fire, or a stingray……or Kano. oh well, there’s always next time.

  • thisseatofmars
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 61

    This movie didn’t employ real voice actors, so it has regular people putting on voices– I love all the different voices Phelous does to mimic them.   ;P

  • karignisha
    karignisha
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 30

    Speaking of Lion kind rip off look. There is a Beauty and the Beast Lion king rip off. http://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2010/10/2010-10-21-beauty-and_the_beast.jpg

  • Spike
    Spike
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 177

    Welp, that ended the only way that it could’ve. Embarrassingly bad with a massive anti-climax.

    It sorta makes me wish that there was a dubbed version of the first movie this is a sequel to, just so Phelous could watch/review it. Then again that’d involve there existing more of this crap, so we probably should count our blessings that it didn’t happen… assuming it didn’t and still won’t.

  • OrangeRider
    OrangeRider
    Scene Interrupting Comment!
    Comments: 267

    That panther’s son is supposed to be a reference to Mew Mew Power (AKA. Tokyo Mew Mew).

  • Alex Cardo
    Alex Cardo
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    You sure this was made by adults?