23 Comments

  • zeakep
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    FIRSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • zeakep
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    IM ON FIREE

  • wetman
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 71

    Rapebotnik

  • silbmaerto
    silbmaerto
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    Dressing up as the creepy merchant from RE4? You are officially awesome.

  • UnholyFireDragon
    UnholyFireDragon
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 13

    Don’t worry, Phelous! It turn’s out that the ring you’re wearing is a symbol of friendship magic from your fans. This means you’ll automatically save Christmas.

    Plot contrivance complete!

  • E.Wilson
    E.Wilson
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 36

    Santa Phelous, you’re the worst. The absolute worst.

  • SebastianCoe94
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    4 early ending jokes mid-review? Awww Phelous you shouldn’t have! 

  • turbowolf7
    turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 120

    its ok Phelous, you can bring xmas joy to everyone… just don’t die! Sad Panda can be your trusty elf because all french peoples are elves

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 763

    If I was to guess solely by looking at the title card, I’d say Eggman being pulled by two Filler Bunnies, while Gary Oak & Pinkie Pie watch Commander Riker throw poisoned darts at a hairy blue M&M.

    Okay, I “quit” Sonic somewhere between 1998 & 2001, but I still remember things…. In the early Archie’s Sonic days, Sally went though character redesign hell. First she was red with blonde hair, then she had pink fur, black hair, a slightly different face, & a different haircut from her final design. I always used to think that that comic picked up where SatAM Sonic left off, but the comic predates the cartoon by a year. The earliest comics of that series were more goofy & didn’t really have much continuity, so it actually started off more like AoStH.

    You gotta love how Eggman in Sonic the Movie is much closer to his AoStH counterpart in personality. Mwahahahaha.

    I think the green dude is giant sentient asparagus.

    Goddamn it, Sonic. Make up your mind about whether you have 4 or 5 fingers!

  • aaronthewolf
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 5

    V/H/S please

  • Mr. Turtleman
    Mr. Turtleman
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Nice Titlecard

  • Jaimas
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 17

    That may be the best titlecard ever.

  • Torque
    Torque
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 27

    WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT

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  • octo7
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 42

    Rerview was funny but being honest, the credit-drop happened about four times too many and irritated the shit out of me. 

  • Razorgeist
    Razorgeist
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 35

    Wait a minute they combined Sonic SatAM and Adventures of Sonic the hedgehog for a christmas special.

     

    *blood begins pouring from eyes, ears and nose* 

  • BlueCurse60
    BlueCurse60
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 35

    Wow! Andrew did a great job on that title card!

  • Dejablue
    Dejablue
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Hahaha Another awesome review.  I haven’t seen this special in like….10 years I think. Holy crap.  And the first time I think I saw it was when I rented it from BlockBusters or something.

  • JRA
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    This piece of shit special.  I actually was a fan of both Sonic shows as a kid.  Yea the SatAM one was “better” but Adventures was cool for what it was.

    That being said, even as a kid with severly questionable taste I knew this thing was fucking horrible.  The only reason I watched it the whole way through was to see if Sally would speak.  Alas I was dissapointed.  Good job ripping this thing a new one.

  • JRA
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    Mad props for the RE4 merchant cameo.

  • Spike
    Spike
    Leader of the Decepticons
    Comments: 212

    Ever since Sonic took over Santa Clause, Christmas just hasn’t been the same. Let’s face it, Sonicmas is ruined. 😛

    Always liked this review from ya, Phelous. Very funny ending especially with the soul-sucking of Sonic XD