There actually is a reality show that could be described as ‘Survivor after the Apocalypse’ and had things like raiders, viral outbreaks, etcetera in decrepit urban environments. Of course it wasn’t really meant to be ‘real’ but was part of a university experiment studying social whatever. It was pretty good though as they had smart people on board as volunteer survivors. Worth a check, you might learn something like how to build an awesome wind generator. It was called The Colony and has so far had two seasons completed, one in apperently a suburb of LA and another in a New Orleans suburb (after Katrina, the area was abandoned so it kind of added to the feeling)
Henry Rollins was the only reason I watched this miserable movie. Forget the super-powerful inbred mutants, the unlikely filming method, and the shallow romance: the thing that really ruins this movie is that it expects us to believe Henry Rollins can be killed.
Did…did you say “metal” instead of “meta” because of Sad Panda’s “definition” of meta in Welshy’s review of Wes Craven’s New Nightmare? Do you guys really communicate that well? Or was that just some sort of weird coincidence?
I’m last ‘cuz I’m awesome and stuff. Definitely nobody going to post below me and make a joke at my expense or anything.
Edit: …wait, did that camera in the movie say “24p HD”… That seems to indicate it’s like.. 32×24 resolution. I guess that’s good for those scrambled pixel video thingies that they use as transitions. 😛
Although that full screen HD gag was pretty funny, I think the movie’s full screen HD was actually in widescreen. The white rectangle marker kinda meant that was the camera’s shot, right?
i liked wrong turn 2..best of the series..the others are just plain boring and stupid..i find your reviews more entertaining if i’m honest..please review wrong turn 5 when it comes out..and Monsterman 🙂 just because it’s a really stupid movie.
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first cuz im gay.
thought the first one was good…. the second was blahhhhhhhhh. Texas Battle, nice. good review.
Because saying you are first totall
FIRST! oh wait..
There actually is a reality show that could be described as ‘Survivor after the Apocalypse’ and had things like raiders, viral outbreaks, etcetera in decrepit urban environments. Of course it wasn’t really meant to be ‘real’ but was part of a university experiment studying social whatever. It was pretty good though as they had smart people on board as volunteer survivors. Worth a check, you might learn something like how to build an awesome wind generator. It was called The Colony and has so far had two seasons completed, one in apperently a suburb of LA and another in a New Orleans suburb (after Katrina, the area was abandoned so it kind of added to the feeling)
Ohhh does this mean your gonna do jason x next?
Michael, how smart of you to check the amount of cholesterol before starting that granolabar alliance.
This review came out way sooner than your normal schedule! It’s almost like you filmed these videos at roughly the same time!
Love it man! : D
im the only one to think of this? …ok ARROWS DONT WORK THAT WAY!..operation catchphrase ripoff was sucessful!
Henry Rollins was the only reason I watched this miserable movie. Forget the super-powerful inbred mutants, the unlikely filming method, and the shallow romance: the thing that really ruins this movie is that it expects us to believe Henry Rollins can be killed.
Did you lose weight, Phelous?
You’re looking a lot more svelte these days…
He carried a lot of weight in his beard.
Did…did you say “metal” instead of “meta” because of Sad Panda’s “definition” of meta in Welshy’s review of Wes Craven’s New Nightmare? Do you guys really communicate that well? Or was that just some sort of weird coincidence?
Michael Myers is awesome! Something about the look on his mask’s face and the high pitched tone makes is rather amusing…
Who names their kid, Texas Battle? Maybe legally changed it but seriously, what?
I thought this movie was pretty funny and el oh el the black guy made it to the end. That was actually a little surprising.
Most overused beloved non-gags!
What was the song used during the Rollins / 3 Finger fight?
I’m last ‘cuz I’m awesome and stuff. Definitely nobody going to post below me and make a joke at my expense or anything.
Edit: …wait, did that camera in the movie say “24p HD”… That seems to indicate it’s like.. 32×24 resolution. I guess that’s good for those scrambled pixel video thingies that they use as transitions. 😛
i love how this movie references a better movie( the battle royale t-shirt)
Although that full screen HD gag was pretty funny, I think the movie’s full screen HD was actually in widescreen. The white rectangle marker kinda meant that was the camera’s shot, right?
i liked wrong turn 2..best of the series..the others are just plain boring and stupid..i find your reviews more entertaining if i’m honest..please review wrong turn 5 when it comes out..and Monsterman 🙂 just because it’s a really stupid movie.
in torso arrow shot?! i declaration emergency! splendid filming have reviews phelus!
I agree with Phelous that this is the most worthwhile movie in the Wrong Turn series.
I agree with Phelous that this is the most worthwhile movie in the Wrong Turn series.
I agree with Phelous that this is the most worthwhile movie in the Wrong Turn series.
I agree with Phelous that this is the most worthwhile movie in the Wrong Turn series.