Well you see, the whole comic is just something Garfield imagines to console himself as he slowly starves to death in a condemned house; that’s why everything around him is forever bowing to his needs. Lyman never played any kind of noticeable role in his former life, so he just disappeared after a while. That’s also why Garfield lost weight; his self-image started to drift into something more idealized.
The Pop-Tart Jump Scare gets me smiling everytime I see it.^^ Although, admittedly, I do remember flinching at that one when we went to see Silent Hill 2 in the cinema.
As for Garfield, huh, I never got into that comic, but the review is entertaining.
The real comedy of Garfield is that half of his diet would induce vomiting, diarrhea, seizures, liver failure, or death in cats, like garlic, onions, chocolate, rosemary, citrus, dairy, anything cooked with beer or sherry, grapes, coffee, artificial sweeteners, bacon fat, eggs, potatoes, soy, wheat, corn…..
I’ve heard that Garfield is actually just a man (or time lord) in a cat costume (like Hello Kitty). That explains why he can’t get killed by those sorts of things.
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You were almost a halloweenie sandwich
Well you see, the whole comic is just something Garfield imagines to console himself as he slowly starves to death in a condemned house; that’s why everything around him is forever bowing to his needs. Lyman never played any kind of noticeable role in his former life, so he just disappeared after a while. That’s also why Garfield lost weight; his self-image started to drift into something more idealized.
http://garfieldisdead.ytmnd.com/
I don’t know why but when I saw Garfield in the title I thought Suolehp would make a cameo appearence
The Pop-Tart Jump Scare gets me smiling everytime I see it.^^ Although, admittedly, I do remember flinching at that one when we went to see Silent Hill 2 in the cinema.
As for Garfield, huh, I never got into that comic, but the review is entertaining.
Cats
ruling the internet? Test patterns on the internet? This can only mean one
thing…
Cats are actually Internet Ghosts! Don’t let them download your
face!
I never thought I’d hear someone use a prozzak song for anything, thanks for that.
Garfield without dialogue, you monster!
Halloweenie’s show is so bad it gets cancelled on other shows!
Hey Phelous, did you know that the school level from Slient Hill is really similar to the school in Kindergarten Cop, I just found that a fun fact.
Hey Phelous, have you ever thought about reviewing Cabin in the Woods?
The real comedy of Garfield is that half of his diet would induce vomiting, diarrhea, seizures, liver failure, or death in cats, like garlic, onions, chocolate, rosemary, citrus, dairy, anything cooked with beer or sherry, grapes, coffee, artificial sweeteners, bacon fat, eggs, potatoes, soy, wheat, corn…..
I’ve heard that Garfield is actually just a man
(or time lord)in a cat costume (like Hello Kitty). That explains why he can’t get killed by those sorts of things.Hey Phelous, if you like (or ever liked) Garfield, check this out:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/643185
El Cid made this, a hilarious animator on New Grounds. He also made “Metal Gear Siesta,” also hilarious.
-Peace
Didn’t Garfield really not care about Christmas in the beginning of the Christmas special?