How can the sequel possibly hit the lows of it’s predecessor without Uwe Boll? Oh it found a way…
House of the Dead 2
How can the sequel possibly hit the lows of it’s predecessor without Uwe Boll? Oh it found a way…
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Another great review Phelous. Its funny to think that the movie could get even worse without owe bowl directing it. Loved all the wardrobe changes and even pointing out the plot holes in your own reviews. keep up the good work man.
It’s like they took the idea of an absurd fetch quest where you just keep getting the same item… and made a movie around it. Bloody hell.
You didn’t die! You’ve outsmarted the review! But wait, you mentioned your plan aloud in the review, HOW CAN THE REVIEW NOT KNOW!?!? This once flawless continuity is now in shambles OH GOD…
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Hey, what would you call it when someone attempts to get laid, doesn’t succeed, and has to buy a prostitute? … FAIL AND PURCHASE! What about a buch of non-functioning luxury cars? FAILING PORSCHES! Hey, hey, why did the chicken cross the road? … PHELAN PORTEOUS! HAWHAWHAW!
Brilliant. The poking fun at your own reviews was hilarious. 😀
Ah, another horrible movie series put in the ground….except it’s a zombie, so it’ll keep coming back! I heard there was a third movie in the works. Thoughts? Can’t wait for the next review. Change, my dear, and not a moment too soon.
Oh and please keep the Dr.Who opening for another episode
I have to say, zombie movies are probably my least favorite sub-genre in the Horror category (if you can call this crap Horror; the only part that causes horror is the fact that it is so awful). However, Mr. Phelous, the zombie movie reviews are always some of your best, and I love watching them :D…and by the way, I love the snazzy outfits you have on in this video 🙂
Another great review!
And btw, I love the little extra video games and stuff you show in the background! It’s like… little easter eggs every episode. Plus it shows us what great taste you have in video games!
Loved the snazzy outfits this episode as well.
Loved the fashion show, and spotting the little differences in each one.
The interrupting sex to take a picture thing is even stupider when you consider that her back was to the door, so his legs are all that would be showing in the picture. So, he got a buddy to interrupt him while having sex to take a picture of him having sex (’cause pictures last longer???), but he can’t prove that it’s him having sex. So what was the point?
On a related note, nice to see Sad Panda again. But leave the poor zombies alone – no means no!
Do you know the movie Bio Zombie/Sun faa sau si? This Hong Kong movie has more connections with House of the Dead and Resident Evil. It even predates Shaun of the Dead for being the first zombie movie (as far as I know) to have comedy in it. I recommend watching it Phelous if you haven’t already.
Return of the Living Dead (1985) is comedic as well, though I don’t like those movies so much – their zombies are pretty unkillable and I like to feel I would have some sort of a chance during a zombie apocalypse. 🙂
I agree that Bio Zombie is a really fun movie, though. Takes place in a mall and everything!
I don’t know if anyone mentioned this or cares, but the whole covering yourself with zombie guts to blend in was used in this weeks episode of The Walking Dead (episode 2). Interesting… only not really.
Though the Walking Dead went about it in a more logical way – using gloves to protect yourself, and rubbing the blood and guts on an outer coat to have as little contact with the stuff as possible.
Where I’m from, this movie, aswell as the first one, are played WAY MORE THAN IT SHOULD BE on tv. At least once a year, one of them ends up on some tv channel… and yet, at the same time, I can’t help but watch them, mainly for the horrible stupidity. Oh well, awesome review, Phelous!
I remember before I saw these reviews, it bought this movie, house fo the dead 1, stay alive, and skinned deep at a pawn shop for a dollar each. One of my favorite thingsabout this show is seeing the stuff he has in the background. My favorite tgwtg site reviewer.
Anyone notoce the slave 1 and millenium falcon in the mirror reflection?
This just makes my desire to see you review Deadgirl all the more intense.
The infection spreading rate should be consistent unless under particular reasons (either weaker immune system or heighten immunity) but doesn’t spread that quickly or the U.S. would have already have been screwed from the get go before the A.M.S. ever got made.
“don’t say that, if you’re a vegetarian or have a crush on either of us, we can definitely bring you.”
nice XD
the douchebag, party cop and redman from pulse all sound alike. what a happy family of morons
also Panda <3