33 Comments

  • Codythesickdog
    CodyTheSickDog
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 82

    .-.

    I got nothin’

  • DemonioBlanco
    DemonioBlanco
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 29

    Wanted to find some pictures of this toy to talk about it..

    so googled “3t bigcock toy”…. i dont know what i was expecting…..

    But i sure shouldnt be expecting to see this toys pictures.

  • IronJustice
    IronJustice
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 42

    Those sure are some words we strung together.

  • stripestiger
    stripestiger
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 18

    Thank you for stopping by with your big cock.:) This really made my day, still laughing so hard.

     

    –Robert Green

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    Facebook:Robert Green]

    Twitter:@stripestiger.

     

  • Maleimar
    Maleimar
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 12

    Phelous has a glowing, Gangnam Style clucking big cock? Well, that’s way more impressive than my spotted dick in a can.

    Dick joke swing and miss… sorry *cough* Don’t know what came over me.

  • obsolete
    obsolete
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 121

    Thats some real high-quali big cock right there

  • israbluff
    israbluff
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    steffi and bat hero shuold get thier own sitcom

  • Leech
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    Any chance of you getting yourself some Traesfromers? The Anime girl alone is enough to spark my interest in them…
    Also, I was worried about you getting rid of your Bathero and Steffi Love toys, since we hadn’t seen them in a while and the characters only appearing as cosplay/voice from off screen when they were last featured. Glad to see they’re still around.

  • Trixie_is_best
    Trixie_is_best
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 83

    That was just so over the top, one of the best Bootleg Zones yet.  I kinda knew what to expect, but the engrish on the box along with the toy itself, it blew away my expectations.  It may not be a Pooh Train or Motorcycle the Pooh, but it is a Big Cock.

  • Ultratech94
    End Of Transmission
    S.T.A.R.S.
    Comments: 381

    in the words of George Takei: Oh My!

  • WhyNeighborDanWhy
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 28

    I think the real question here is what does Lupa think of it?

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 892

    The chicken in the logo looks like Casper the friendly ghost.

    Am I the only one who noticed the shit cleaning job they did on the edges of the BIG COCK on the back? That or they used super low res images with jaggies.

    Wow….Looks nothing like the one on the box. This certainly gets a 10 on misleading advertising. If anything, the actual toy looks to be somehow higher quality.

    My Big Seizure Inducing Gangnam Style Cock.

    Batman in a dress riding a giant chicken. Why hasn’t anyone sent in fanart yet?

  • C-Puff
    C-Puff
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 48

    I’m not entirely sure how I feel about a Big Cock singing about “Sexy ladies” to little kids…. And I’m actually super disappointed by the lack of see-through tail balls in the actual toy!

    Oh just FYI Phelous, since he seems to be such a hit with bootleggers, Doraemon’s name is pronounced “Doh – Rye (Like the bread) – Mon (like pokemon)”. The AE right next to each other is pronounced a little strangely in Japanese 🙂 You’re not that far off, just thought it might help if you ever one day cover a Doraemon knock-off itself since the guy’s more popular than friggen Mickey Mouse in all countries except the english speaking ones.

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 616

      Thanks! I’ll attempt to remember the correct pronunciation, heh. I don’t have any Doraemon stuff currently but it usually comes up if I find other products from some of these bootlegers so I’m sure I’ll have to say it again.

      • Edmond Dantes
        Just might make the CUT
        Comments: 44

        A follow-up to what I just posted about pronouncing Doraemon, I wish this had occured to me before.

        One place you can check the pronounciation is in an episode of Lucky Star–every episode uses the opening of an old toku or anime as its ending theme, and in one episode Tsukasa and Miyuki singing one of the old Doraemon themes.  In that instance (to my ears at least) it’s clear they’re singing “Doh-Rah-Eh-Mon” since they drag out the syllables.

        I wish I remembered what episode that was, but I’m sure Wikipedia can tell you.

    • Edmond Dantes
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 44

      Actually, Doraemon is pronounced “Doh-Rah-Eh-Mon,” (Rye” would be “Ai,” as in Video Girl Ai), its just that when you hear it, it often sounds like they’re saying Do-Rye-mon until your ears adjust.

      I used to make that mistake all the time when I was beginning Japanese.  Now I’m an amateur Japanese and I make other, completely different mistakes.

  • Laserface
    Laserface
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 108

    The Big Cock, a Bootleg Zones fanfiction by Hans Von Hozel.

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 616

      Haha, they should have gotta Von Hozel to check over their text on this one. Even that would’ve danubed more sense.

  • DisgruntledMushroom
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    What the hell kind of dictionary / translation program were you using that spits out “cock” and “accousto-optic” instead of “rooster” and “lights & sounds”? Because it sounds like the greatest translator ever.

  • Ceirque
    Ceirque
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    When it started playing “Gangnam style” my first reaction was simply to laugh my ass off. But in the end, should’ve seen it coming.

    I mean… it’s a big cock! What else was it going to play?

  • Knightroglycerin
    Knightroglycerin
    Robert Cop
    Comments: 188

    Aww, it was nice to see Stephi Love and Bathero bonding together over a big cock…….pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

  • GreenDiablo
    GreenDiablo
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    “Oh a new Bootleg Zones, let’s see. ‘Big…’ *sigh*” Also something I wanted to ask on the Path to Power review, but didn’t have an account then, do you have any of the DBZ S.H. Figuarts?

  • Jon Protagonist
    Jon Protagonist
    Scene Interrupting Comment!
    Comments: 263

    Long time fan, first time poster.

     

    This was hilarious, one of the best Bootleg Zones to date…somehow you managed to keep the big cock jokes funny without wearing it out.

    Steffi and Bathero at the end was like the cherry on top.

     

    Thanks, Phelous!

  • Xophix
    Xophix
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    “Hen”tai! 😛

  • AC1TakerVergil
    AC1TakerVergil
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 7

    Wow! This is actually the first time I saw any of the Bootleg Zones; I think this video made me curious to see more from time to time. Now then, I never thought anything like this toy was ever made let alone for babies. I loved the Batman part at the end and always liked the Batman jokes among certain other references like from Prom Night 3 I did see last year.

  • c0ketehwhale
    c0ketehwhale
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    Steffie loses the camera on one shot at 13:39. Great continuity! 😉 This BZ was hilarious, keep up the great work.

  • Edmond Dantes
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 44

    I’m honestly surprised nobody has noticed (or at the very least, chosen to point out) some of the more disturbing aspects of the text.

    I mean come on:  “Lovely NAUGHTY expression, will let the baby FONDLE ADMIRINGLY” and “is easy to attract the attention of children…”

    Yeah, at that point I almost think this was on purpose.

    ….

    So, I guess I have some questions:  Is the Big Cock the kind of smooth plastic or is it hot and sticky?  Does it have any particular scents?  Would you let people touch it?  Does it taste good fried?  With mayonnaise or cheese or something?  What about salt?

  • Amnesiac23
    Amnesiac23
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 7

    As an alumi of the University of South Carolina, whose mascots are the Gamecocks, I am pretty much immune to cock jokes at this point. We actually make our own here for gods sake. I’ve seen old ladies (mid 60s/early 70s) wearing Gamecock football shirts that said “You can’t lick our Cocks!” once. It is tradition for USC students to see how many “cock” jokes they can make on air if ESPN comes to town. Etc. Etc. Honestly, this thing would sell if they shipped all of them to SC and painted it like our mascot Cocky. No joke there. China…your market for this thing is in South Carolina.

  • Alex C.
    Alex C.
    JUST GOT ACTUALLY-ED!
    Comments: 151

    – I love Big Cock.

    – No cock is too big for me.

    – I gave a Big Cock to a child once and now I’m typing this from prison.

    – Just wait ’til you see my Bigger Cock!

    (There. Of the ten cock jokes I came up with, I present my four most groan-inducing.)

  • Spike
    Spike
    I'm on a post!
    Comments: 241

    Big cock.

    Just… big cock.

    …..I have nothing to add to that. What the fuck were they thinking?! o___O

  • Spike
    Spike
    I'm on a post!
    Comments: 241

    Hmm. Phelous, it seems as though some comments don’t show up after having been written and posted… I left one here, but it didn’t show. I tried putting it again, but it said the comment was already said so… that’s confusing. I wonder what causes that.

    That said…. BIG COCK.

    Just… BIG COCK?!?!

    I really have nothing to add to that. What the fuck were they thinking?!