I took a trip to the China Town in Toronto and came back with the Pooh Train!
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Huh, so I guess Phelous is now literally the conductor of the poop train. Who would of thunk it?
1000/10. There’d better be more Pooh-themed vehicles out there, we need more horrifying dance battles on Bootleg Zones, and also some IRL “PLEASURE” stickers.
I love these Winnie The Pooh knockoff toys, they’re always a goldmine.
And for future reference, that Oversized 3D Girl is from that CGI My Friends Tigger and Pooh cartoon from a while ago, so she’s not completely out of nowhere.
Pooh Train vs. Motorcycle the Pooh…Pooh Train wins. POOHTALITY.
I also noticed that one of the advertised toys is a friggin assault rifle! Not exactly the best ad to show on a Pooh toy. Pooh Train’s ass says pleasure on it on the package as well. Talk about an innuendo, no wonder they changed it to the far less funny Cartoon thing on the actual toy.
Oh man that was hilarious. All I could think of was the Poo Choo Train that Mr. Hankey had on South Park. Great review.
Dude! What about the Thomas Transformer cars?!
Oh, what fresh hell is this?
It’s not a fresh hell until you flush & deodorize.
Nothing could be greater than the Pooh Train, other than maybe TitanicBot.
I’d go for a trip on either one any day!
Thomas the Transformer Engine will always be my #1. I’m afraid the Pooh Train will have to take #2.
Sanu Toys? More like Sanu Hut.
::Listens to No Limit by 2 Unlimited:: Damn, it’s such a low quality clip for an obscure early 90s song. How’d you manage to figure it out?
I can’t help my mind going in the gutter here…It says “Pooh Train” & “pleasure” on the box, & Tigger appears to be looking at Pooh’s butt, & the song says “there’s no limits.”
Okay, for additional laughs…
Pooh riding himself: http://40.media.tumblr.com/3271c19a92a0d1278703b5867357f27f/tumblr_ncj6gfwuhz1rljyvzo1_500.jpg
Nightmare fuel: http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_334,w_500/t_mp_quality/the-most-silliest-bootleg-superhero-crossover-disney-mish-mash-toys-ever-f8f36501-fcdd-424c-82a0-5fb3a6c56a08-jpeg-162520.jpg
Bet this one got recalled: http://d28mt5n9lkji5m.cloudfront.net/i/X8Yy_hAK9t.jpg
Ronald MacDonald instead of Pooh, but it will probably burn in your retinas for some time. You’re welcome: http://cargocollective.com/wizardskull/Sexy-Ronald-Bootleg-Toy
“Poo-choo trian’s layin’ down its tracks, with a POO! CHOO! all the way and back!”
Yo Phelous, I still want to donate Bootlegs from the local Chinatown to your show, but well, I don’t have Twitter, Facebook, etc… Could I pm you on your youtube channel to see if I can arrange to get a PO Box or somthing to send toys to?
Tigger and Pooh are part of the Pooh Train but where will Conductor Heiter get his middle piece? Will he choose Eeyore, Roo or Oversized 3-D Girl?!
God, I laughed so hard my sides hurt at the “death battle.” Go, Pooh Train, go!
Because of this show I always keep an eye out for weird crap as I walk by the stores in (the Toronto) Chinatown every work day, I can’t believe I missed this one!
Forget it, Phelous, it’s Chinatown.
(Someone had to)
No “Poo Choo Train” reference? The music would be much better!