I love the scene with the rowboat. Glassy smooth water, safe stable boat, the pond can’t be more than a few feet deep and they have the superhero ninjitsu master freaking out and displaying all the competent dignity of Pee Wee Herman while he demonstrates various ways of NOT rowing a boat. I kept thinking “Firstly, you’re supposed to be a ninja, secondly, you’re supposed to have some super-mutant abilities in the ninja realm, thirdly, YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ TURTLE! And given the origin story they’re obviously not desert turtles but aquatic ones. You should be as comfortable with water as a bird is with the air.”
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*Goes to a nice lonely corner, cries heavily*
Love the Radu “Dufuq is that?” face. XD Actually, pausing at any time on Radu is a good lol.
Jeeze, just adding lyrics to preexisting children’s music. Talk about a lazy cash grab.
::Looks at length of bandanas:: “Get a bandana cut, ya hippies!”
Dig the cameltoe on the costumes. XD
So, they are supposed to get filmed fighting crime and instead end up lighting their tunnel on fire? Great work, turtles!
And this is why I drink….. thanks Radu….. thankssssssssss
This was definitely perfect for the Halloween season, since it TERRIFIED the **** out of me! 0_0
Apparently in the Turtles universe child molesters dress like ninjas and growl like pirates.
I love the scene with the rowboat. Glassy smooth water, safe stable boat, the pond can’t be more than a few feet deep and they have the superhero ninjitsu master freaking out and displaying all the competent dignity of Pee Wee Herman while he demonstrates various ways of NOT rowing a boat. I kept thinking “Firstly, you’re supposed to be a ninja, secondly, you’re supposed to have some super-mutant abilities in the ninja realm, thirdly, YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ TURTLE! And given the origin story they’re obviously not desert turtles but aquatic ones. You should be as comfortable with water as a bird is with the air.”