Panda! Sad Panda rules, I’ve had the ending credit theme stuck in my head ever since I first heard it, ha ha ha. This movie is such a train wreck, it looks like it was shot on someones handy cam and the acting is stiffer than the “zombies” in this movie.
I think my favorite line from this movie is “The corn field..it’s cosmic.” but the best scene has got to go to Michael punching the undead baby in the head! I’ve seen creepy undead babies, but this thing is so ridiculous, it’s like he’s pummeling a gray Cabbage Patch Kid!
Thanks Phelous and Panda for another awesome review, and for warning people about movies with titles that are obviously meant to trick you into thinking it has something to do with much better franchises.
14:25 “Do you sleep good? Do you eat well?” That’s an epic fail on the part of the screen writer who wrote “sleep good” but somehow he knew the proper term “eat well?”
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Yes, bring back subzero! FATALITY!
Yay! A Sliders reference!It also seemed like that fiancée guy was a Martin Sheen lookalike. And I loved that little fakeout.
Its Martin Sheen’s brother! You’d think he’d get better work since he looks and sounds almost exactly like Martin.
Yes~ Subzero is back!
awsome review, but are u going to do the mortal komedy holiday special 5 on the 4th of july(independce day)?
The guy playing Michael looks like Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs. Maybe he did this movie for an episode of his show?
Panda! Sad Panda rules, I’ve had the ending credit theme stuck in my head ever since I first heard it, ha ha ha. This movie is such a train wreck, it looks like it was shot on someones handy cam and the acting is stiffer than the “zombies” in this movie.
I think my favorite line from this movie is “The corn field..it’s cosmic.” but the best scene has got to go to Michael punching the undead baby in the head! I’ve seen creepy undead babies, but this thing is so ridiculous, it’s like he’s pummeling a gray Cabbage Patch Kid!
Thanks Phelous and Panda for another awesome review, and for warning people about movies with titles that are obviously meant to trick you into thinking it has something to do with much better franchises.
God I can’t stand Sad Panda. Think God he’s barely in this.
Well, he’s certainly no subzero.
pandaaa <3
(i think i made this comment somewhere else already. oh well)
the fake ending fools me every time
14:25 “Do you sleep good? Do you eat well?” That’s an epic fail on the part of the screen writer who wrote “sleep good” but somehow he knew the proper term “eat well?”